dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #24

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open September 24th, and apps are open October 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: TITAN TERRORS
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

In this case, the monster behind you may as well be the monster above you. No, not anything flying overhead, but the freakishly giant nude monsters hellbent on shoving your crunchy body into their mouths and chowing down.

Titans are large humanlike creatures who have superior strength, though more limited intelligence. Much like zombies, they desire only to devour all of the humans in their vicinity and will use any tools at their disposal to do so. Get your steel guitars ready and get pumped, because sie sind das essen und wir sind die jager!!!]

R A G E

SCENARIO TWO: PAINTBALL ROYALE
[You've got a gun.

Okay, it's not a real gun- it's actually a paintball gun, which seems to knock people unconscious when you hit them. That's a pretty sweet deal! Except, you really want to be the last one standing, and you'll knock out countless people to do it. Every fight feels like life or death, whether you're waiting in the shadows to get the drop on someone or spraying paint all across the open streets in the fain hopes that you might get a tag or two.

Either way, if you lose, you'll find yourself waking up in a party! That's not so bad, right? It's a giant gathering of all the paint-covered losers in the city, with free food and drinks and a distribution of excellent prizes. What did you win? Fight your friends, but not in the dark and trauma-y way, and be the next winner of our Hadriel death (not really) match!

This is a mini version of our Party Royale event this month.]

C O N F U S I O N

SCENARIO THREE: WALK WALK FASHION BABY
[Your trusty leather jacket is gone. So are your worn and torn jeans, all your summer dresses, your boots and high tops and heels. Suddenly, nothing is where you expect it to be, not even that load of clothes that you've left in the laundry for the past few weeks (oops). In the stead of all of your beloved duds, you find some stuff that... might be a little questionable.

Whether you were the lucky recipient of the hand shawl, the face skirt, the suspender sweats or some other wild atrocity, you'll be sure to have some fun trying to maneuver around the city in your weird, cumbersome outfits. At least you don't look as silly as that guy over there in the sea urchin costume!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[sees his look turn concerned and has a smidgen of conscience about it]

It's probably nothing. Nothing to be concerned about, anyway. The gods probably know much weirder shit than what size we wear.

[George Lass: professional reaper and ruiner of all that's good] Nah. The catch was the paintball game.

Yeah, true. Them knowing I'm a Godzilla fan is probably weirder. [Or not? His tats alone scream Kaiju groupie, as Hermann would so readily point out if he were here. Still, though.]

That wasn't an overly-terrible catch. I mean, getting knocked out sucked, but that just brought us to the party faster. Doesn't sound like much of a catch to me.

Oh, is that what your suit is? [yes, well, we all have our passions. don't let the Man (or the gods) get you down]

Well, when you put it that way. The gods have done weirder shit than this, anyway. [gestures to the plate of snacks on her lap and the drink in her hand]

Obviously. [He frowns. Does she really not know what Godzilla is? Everyone should know about Godzilla.]

Uh. What kind of weirder stuff? [He hasn't been here that long and is thus very invested in this information. He's not complaining about the free food, though.]

Okay, cool. [a little apologetically] I was more into Bruce Lee, Jet Li, stuff like that.

One time, they made us think we were all living in some perfect suburb. I had a family. It was nice. Though, the next month they gave us mirrors which showed our worst nightmares. That part wasn't nice. [George has barely been here two months, so she's not your best source of information. yet. she intends to change that]

[...Alright, those are acceptable things to be into if not Godzilla. He gives her an appreciative nod.

The rest of that? Decidedly not as cool!]

Yuck. Glad I missed out on those... [Wait. Read the room, Newt.] Well, the family thing sounds alright. A little boring for my taste, though. But, uh, cool for you?

[George loves her some martial arts movies. she'd kind of wanted to take lessons, but never did.

the family thing was still messing with their minds. most would consider that unacceptable]

Yeah, it was okay. We thought we were in some picture-perfect suburb. It was a little boring. But, outta curiosity, what would be your taste?

[He shrugs.]

Not boring? I've lived in cities all my life. I don't think I could swing it in a suburb. I'd want, like, people around, y'know? Stuff to do.

To be honest, I thought it was a little dull, too. I'm originally from the Seattle suburbs, but had to move to the city itself for my--job.

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