dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #24

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open September 24th, and apps are open October 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: TITAN TERRORS
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

In this case, the monster behind you may as well be the monster above you. No, not anything flying overhead, but the freakishly giant nude monsters hellbent on shoving your crunchy body into their mouths and chowing down.

Titans are large humanlike creatures who have superior strength, though more limited intelligence. Much like zombies, they desire only to devour all of the humans in their vicinity and will use any tools at their disposal to do so. Get your steel guitars ready and get pumped, because sie sind das essen und wir sind die jager!!!]

R A G E

SCENARIO TWO: PAINTBALL ROYALE
[You've got a gun.

Okay, it's not a real gun- it's actually a paintball gun, which seems to knock people unconscious when you hit them. That's a pretty sweet deal! Except, you really want to be the last one standing, and you'll knock out countless people to do it. Every fight feels like life or death, whether you're waiting in the shadows to get the drop on someone or spraying paint all across the open streets in the fain hopes that you might get a tag or two.

Either way, if you lose, you'll find yourself waking up in a party! That's not so bad, right? It's a giant gathering of all the paint-covered losers in the city, with free food and drinks and a distribution of excellent prizes. What did you win? Fight your friends, but not in the dark and trauma-y way, and be the next winner of our Hadriel death (not really) match!

This is a mini version of our Party Royale event this month.]

C O N F U S I O N

SCENARIO THREE: WALK WALK FASHION BABY
[Your trusty leather jacket is gone. So are your worn and torn jeans, all your summer dresses, your boots and high tops and heels. Suddenly, nothing is where you expect it to be, not even that load of clothes that you've left in the laundry for the past few weeks (oops). In the stead of all of your beloved duds, you find some stuff that... might be a little questionable.

Whether you were the lucky recipient of the hand shawl, the face skirt, the suspender sweats or some other wild atrocity, you'll be sure to have some fun trying to maneuver around the city in your weird, cumbersome outfits. At least you don't look as silly as that guy over there in the sea urchin costume!]

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Yeah. Yeah, he can make Wash remember. Every name and face is another weight on his shoulders, another heap of guilt over the things he did with Freelancer. He looks up at Sharkface when the other soldier gets emphatic, and really listens.

Wash has never had a good CO. In that way, Sharkface was lucky, but for the pain of losing him.

No shit the guy got fucked up, he put on her armor and started going by CT. His death isn't one that Wash was involved in, not really, but it was still due to Freelancer. To Epsilon. Wash figures he's lucky he wasn't killed by Epsilon as well, one way or another. Even if a part of him did die from him. He's still not over that, even working alongside the AI for so long now.

At the end of the day Freelancer destroyed everything it touched. Including him. Including Sharkface.

Yes, he understands.

It's survivor's guilt, he knows, looking at Sharkface now. Something in common, since he's felt it too, especially back when he thought he was the only one left. That he should have gone down with the others. Slowly, he's learned to live again, to be grateful he's alive rather than thinking his continued existence was some kind of curse. And he wonders if Sharkface can learn that too.

"I get it," he says earnestly. "It takes a long time, but. You can go from 'I was supposed to die with them' to 'I have to live for them.' Because that's what they'd want. And it seems like... you could have a life here."

Not back home, because Wash filled him full of lead. But here.

"Don't," Ephemera warns, sharply. He doesn't want to hear that from Washington. Not right now. Maybe never. They can't fight and most of the time Ephemera knows it's pointless, most of the time the logic sticks and he remembers that nothing would change, it wouldn't get him anything worth keeping. A moment of sick satisfaction to see Washington's eyes go dull or a take a bullet between his own eyes, nothing more. They'd fight and somebody would win and the other fucker would die and that would just be it. Until they started it all up again and then--

His hands are shaking. He forces them to flatten, not to grab for a knife.

"Keep it," he says instead, jerking his chin at the book. "You get to live with them now."

Don't. Fine. Wash shuts his mouth and spares another glance down at CT's face before shutting the sketchbook as well. He gets to live with them now. Sure. As if they weren't already seared into his memory... he does appreciate getting to keep the sketch of Connie, though. It's beautiful. And it's too bad there's no way Sharkface would draw anyone else for him.

"You're a good artist," he says instead, smoothing his hand over the cover of the book.

Really? Really? Ephemera twitches, grabbing his wrist tight before he can do something stupid like try to break Washington's face again. It didn't go well the first time and he's supposed to be trying to be civil. Remembering the dead. Being gracious about it and all that shit.

"We're not doing that," he warns. They aren't friends. "I'm not killing you. That's it."

".....okay. Then get out."

Because he's got nothing else to say. He opens the book again, to the first page, and looks down at Connie.

Except.

He hesitates, then digs into his pocket for the phone he got on arrival. The one that dinged with an ominous message despite his not knowing anyone here but Sharkface. He pulls it up and holds the phone out, screen first.

"Is this about you?"

"What?" He's almost out the door - bolting from situations might be childish but he doesn't want to be here - and has to fight to hold still and listen. Ephemera squints, good eye narrowed. Drake's name. Oh, fuck. "You stay the fuck away from him, you hear me?"

Well.... that was Wash's first thought anyway. That it was a trap of some kind. But then again he knows he's a paranoid fuck.

That wasn't a reaction he expected, though.

"Friend of yours?"

No, no, no. This is not happening. Ephemera twitches. Puts his hand on his gun in warning but doesn't draw it. Not yet. "I won't tell you again."

Wash sits perfectly still, hands on the book, his eyes flicking briefly from Sharkface's face to his hand an back again. "Okay... what if he finds me?"

"Figure it out," Ephemera snaps. "But you touch him, I won't come looking for a fight. I'll burn you."

That's interesting. Really interesting. This is definitely one of Sharkface's people, but maybe not in the way Wash thought. It might actually be worth answering.

"Got it," he says, voice clipped. "Now get out."

No argument there. Ephemera sneers at Washington and then promptly flees, slamming the door hard.

It's done. It's fucking done.

Once he's gone, Wash lifts his phone again, sending back a text.

Where?

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