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Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE
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I was... Sarcastic at what was probably not the best time.
[Not that he's learned a lesson from that or anything, though. He probably should've.]
[Theadjack, sorry.]
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What?
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... Maybe.
That seems correct. )
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Yeah, really amusing, I know.
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( Feel proud, Lance. )
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Well I mean... I was arrested for a real crime, they just only had enough probable cause to actually make the arrest due to the sarcasm.
[And a pause, before he adds--]
Although I wasn't actually guilty, so there's that.