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Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

[Can you believe that innuendo was completely unintentional?]

Rude, dude. You don't even know me! A guy's got needs, y'know? How 'bout you stop judgin'?

...I was totally kiddin' about the fuck-doll, by the way. Rifle rounds are much sturdier.

[tongueamok]

[A m a z i n g]

Right. Do I want to know what a... [yes, he is going to say this] 'fuck-doll' is?

[The answer is no. He knows the answer is no. Bringing it up is just asking for a headache, and he knows it.]

[ishotyouuu]

[...are you fucking serious right now, Carlisle?]

Actually, it's an interesting thing. They were originally made by residents in the Falkland Islands as far back as the early 1800s-- kinda like worry dolls, except they were designed to improve your romantic life instead of chase away your worries. Rumor had it that if you whispered the name of the one you were in love with three times and put the doll under your pillow, the next day they would return your affections.

Originally they were sold with the name "Falk dolls", but eventually it got garbled over the years into the term "fuck-dolls".

[And if you believe that, you'll believe anything.]