honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

[dedikated]

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.

For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!

THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion?
iv. Feel free to assume there's a compulsion to speak their minds, if your character's not usually the type to give unsolicited advice.
v. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.

Comments

[fracturedbeauty]

Easily lead astray, with confusing morals.

[dragonsgrasp]

I'm not that easily led astray.

[Except, yes, yes he really is. Which is exactly why he has to deny it.]

[fracturedbeauty]

Oh, my apologies. That would be why you stated I was well-intentioned when I murdered you on your death bed, wouldn't it? Only a fool would mistake that for such a boon.

[dragonsgrasp]

Call me foolish if you will. Yet at the time, death was my best option. You eased my suffering... surely you can understand the good intention behind such an act.

[fracturedbeauty]

Or a ploy to only get what I so desired out of the situation. One only need to tell you what you want to hear. After all, I could have been lying. You might both have survived the ordeal, but I chose to tell you that one of you must die to spare the other. Tell me, did yours survive?

[dragonsgrasp]

But I was dying, a death which would have been all too painful to endure. It was inevitable. You spared me the worst of it.

I don't know the details of what happened to her after I died, but she's clearly disappeared since then.

[fracturedbeauty]

I spared you of nothing! Idiot! I am not so kind!

[dragonsgrasp]

Then why did you do it? Why offer such a thing in the first place? It clearly wasn't to see me suffer- I was already suffering, and would have provided you with a long, drawn-out demise to watch if you'd taken no action.

[fracturedbeauty]

Because I was frustrated and took out those frustrations on you! Watching one suffer, and ending it because you want bloodshed are two entirely different things.

[dragonsgrasp]

If you say so. Would you have left me alone to suffer, then, if you weren't so frustrated?

[fracturedbeauty]

Most likely. You have quite the tendency to needlessly suffer.

[dragonsgrasp]

Hardly. At least, if it ever happens, it's never needless.