dankmemes | honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.

For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!

THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion?
iv. Feel free to assume there's a compulsion to speak their minds, if your character's not usually the type to give unsolicited advice.
v. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.

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... You might also be a bit of a pushover...

「He's being kind...」

What's up with you anyway?

That is... also fair...

[Has he proven that point yet?]

God, where do I even start? You're a spirit possessing a body, right? It's like that, but there're two of us, and the other one sucks.

... Shit, really!?

Uh, yep. It's not even a person, it's kind of a monster? And it likes to eat people.

[Shrug when he should not be shrugging at this.]

「What else should be doing, dude?」

Can't you have that exorcised?

No. [Maybe a bit too enthusiastic on that no.]

I, uh, don't think that would work.

Why not? You won't know until you try!

I said no. Have you ever seen a fucking exorcism? Jesus Christ.

Not really... Who now?

「Please don't.」

Well they're awful. People die sometimes. And I'm probably not the best person to teach you about Christianity, I'm agnostic.

So you'd rather live and let it kill others than do something about it?

I didn't say that. I don't really care if I die, I just don't want... that. But killing me just passes it on to someone else, so it doesn't really solve the problem.