dankmemes | test drive meme # 26

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open November 24th, and apps are open December 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

This time, the monsters are a bit more transparent, as the Door will bring in a few skeletons! Skeletons often accompany the fear of death and can such be found as entry-level monsters in many different stories and games of all kinds.

Skeletons are well... skeletons.... but they move around like they're still alive. Some of them use weapons to make you fear death by killing you, which is cool for them I suppose. They're not particularly smart and they can be tricked very easily, but once they hone in on a victim they won't rest until they make everyone else just as dead as they are.]

D E L I G H T / L O V E

SCENARIO TWO: SQUAD GOALS
[Hey, look to the guy or gal to the left or right side of you. Did you guys just become best friends?
I think you did! For the next little while, you find yourself entering into these odd platonic relationships you'd never considered before. That guy who you kind of awkwardly made eye contact with at the grocery store last week? Best friends! The lady who's friends with your roommate's sister? Inseparable pals!

This event, based off of our recent event of the same name inspires you and all your weird facebook acquaintances to suddenly feel like you're best buds. You guys will share everything together, do everything together, and just generally think the world of one another. Enjoy your new and beautiful friendship!]

S O R R O W

SCENARIO THREE: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
[You know that voice deep in the back of your head that you generally ignore? You know, the one that tells you that you're stupid or worthless or that you should push that old lady into traffic? Well, usually you ignore them- we know you do, because you're a decent person who doesn't experience that kind of self doubt.

Now, though, all those little voices seem to have some merit. You're not sure why, but suddenly just giving into your weirdest impulses sounds like a good idea. You'll have to fight even harder to ignore them, particularly the ones that tell you to do something. What would that guy do if you just up and punched him in the face? What about if you just broke that chick's window? You'll have to find out!

Alternatively, all those thoughts about how lame you are and how you'll never succeed at anything are a bit more believable too. Hopefully you don't have too many of those- but hey, if you do then you can always drown your sorrows away at the local bar!]

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As real as you or me, [ she's quick to answer, glad that he's running along with her. She does know more than he does. That's not a point of pride, just a fact of things. ]

Shit is super fucked here, [ she adds, some humor to hopefully lighten the mood. ] You get kind of used to it. Sorry you got thrown into the thick of things though.

[ Well, that's a great thought. He was already starting to get the feeling that things were fucked up here so it doesn't come with any amount of shock -- plus they're running away from fucking animated skeletons so of course it was fucked up. ]

Where...

[ Maybe he should be waiting until they can stop to ask his questions but that had slipped out before he thought better of it but he's already a bit winded. ]

[ 'Where' is a question that could be applied to so many things, honestly. She's going to guess it's a broad inquiry though and he just wants to know where in the hell he is. Fair enough. ]

You're in Hadriel. The welcome wagon is usually this bumpy of a ride, so at least know you're not alone.

[ Hadriel? Where the heck is that? He doesn't ask that yet, maybe when they get somewhere they can stop.

He's starting to feel out of breath but at least he's not the one of his friends that has asthma. ]

Uh huh.

[ Likely nowhere this kid has ever been. It also occurs to her for the first time that this is- A kid. Gosh, it feels like there's a lot of them showing up lately. First Hayden, now Stan. There's probably a lot more she hasn't noticed just because, well. Rosie and kids don't quite mesh together well these days.

They're out of the Colosseum before he knows it though. She's done this before, he might think. And he'd be right. ]

There we go, safe and sound. Well. Safer. This place ain't really safe, sorry to say.

[ It's a relief to him when they get out of the Colosseum, although, he doesn't know if that's much better and her following words don't really inspire him with any confidence in their current position, perhaps correctly. ]

Oh... [ His brow furrows and he looks around. There's nothing familiar to help him orientate himself. ]

Where is Hadriel?

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