I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.

these are my confessions
just when i thought i said all i could say my chick on the side said she had one on the way
✔ Your character is suddenly compelled to confess things.
✔ They can be about themselves, things they think about others, etc etc.
✔ Format however you like! If you want to make a toplevel and respond to yourself with individual confessions to keep things organized, go for it. If you want to post a bunch of confessions together in the toplevel, that's also cool! Same with having a thread/reply for other characters confessing to yours.
✔ Reply to confessions!
✔ Continue to confess things/assume your character has to tell the truth in threads.
✔ HAVE FUN

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Sounds like you should have a backup.
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[A pause.]
Nobody said you had to fight like me or Washington. Just that you can do more than magic, if you give it a try. You know how to rig explosives? A pit trap? Figure out how to take cover when there's a pelican raining hellfire down on your ass?
Fighting isn't just throwing punches. It's tactics. You're smart. You can learn it if you want to.