lovernotafighter: (Fuckfuckfuckfuck)
Lavernius Tucker ([personal profile] lovernotafighter) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2018-01-27 03:42 am (UTC)

[Hey, hey! He wasn't mocking him! Every flirtatious word was in complete earnest for the next forty-nine seconds.

Tucker felt his eyes widened as he took a step back, unsure how a) he was pissing him off, and b) when Wash started to own him; if anything, Wash was more theirs than vice versa. Dude, come on, the facts kinda spoke for themselves.]


You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me--

[And that was all he got out before a knee rammed into his dick, knocking the wind out of his lungs and dropping him to his knees in a fit of twisted up agony. Okay. Yeah. That was way worse than getting a drink thrown in your face.

He thought he might throw up as he sat there, doubled over. ]
W...what the...ffffuck? S...should've known... you'd be feisty. [Forty seconds.]

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