Never Have I Ever

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The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[tongueamok]

Really. Name me five, and why.

[ex_break829]

Okay.

Okay, sure, let's start with Merriff Meredith. That's "mayor and sheriff" for people who don't speak stupid asshole. He figured he'd rather take a great big payout and let his town get screwed over by this crazy bitch blowing up the moon — uh, the town was on the moon. So then there's Colonel Zarpedon, the bitch in question, completely bugfuck out of her mind, blowing up the moon, we've covered that. Uhhh...

Tassiter! He was my boss, uh, he was a lot of people's boss, and he was basically a shit-stain of a person intent on running a company into the ground, and probably losing all its good employees their very necessary jobs. I mean, you know nobody came to his funeral? Nobody.

Okay, that's three, who else. Oh, Roland, of course, jesus. He was this soldier who defected? From like, actual military? And started this ragtag band of bandits down on Pandora. They would just roll into a place and mess it up, take whatever they wanted... honestly I probably killed a lot of Crimson Raiders but I dunno if I ever like, learned their names. But Roland I took out personally.

I'm kinda bad with names in general. Some scientists? That guy who made the shitty pretzels? My personal assistant? I really can't remember her name. Made a friggin hilarious face when she died though, that I remember. Uhhhhhhhh — oh! I paid one of the vault hunters to kill themselves once, does that count? Probably not, since, hoo boy, that one was really all on them. Hmmmm. Number five, number five...

Oh, right, duh! Grandma! Ahh, that was my fave. Mercenaries took her out while she was sleeping. A nice peaceful death, which trust me, was more than she deserved.

[tongueamok]

[Carlisle realizes by the time Jack starts in that he has made a mistake. He has made many mistakes in his life, and this is clearly one of them.]

I... believe that was more than five, lad.

[Why. Why why whyyyyy why. w h y.]

Wait, back up. You murdered your own grandmother?

[ex_break829]

I mean, I had her murdered.

[tongueamok]

Okay, you had your own grandmother murdered. Your own flesh and blood? Cisth, what did she do to deserve that?

[ex_break829]

It's a long, long list, cupcake, and I still got the scars. How about: she killed my pet cat one morning because I didn't make my bed? Oh, and she used to send musical birthday cards without any money in them.

[ he is deadly serious about these being equally grievous offenses. ]