dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #31

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open April 24th, and apps are open May 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Even if the monster looks cuddly.

Direwolves are not quite what you medieval fantasy folks might think they are- they're untameable and almost the size of a bear. While usually a predator like the direwolf might wait for the opportune moment to strike, these beasts hunt in packs and are very, very hungry. You won't be able to tame them, and any attempts may result in a couple of missing fingers.]

S O R R O W

SCENARIO TWO: REGRETFULLY YOURS
[Have you ever done something you regret? A thought or an action you've performed that you look back on and wished you hadn't? Even if it's something outside of your control, something you couldn't have known, if there's something rattling around in that brain of yours, it's coming out in full force right now, leaving you guilt-ridden and prepared to confess all your sins to the nearest bystander.

But what if confessing isn't enough? You need to show them how sorry you are in any attempt at redemption you can muster. Work as hard as you can and maybe someone will forgive you. Work even harder and maybe someday you can forgive yourself.

This is a mini version of our Tears of Joy event this month.]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
[The goal is simple: stay together in this room and use the supplies provided to build the best tower you can. You've got matchsticks, popsicle sticks, Q-tips, four different kinds of glue, and various little wheels and doodads. The team with the best tower at the end of the exercise gets a wish granted! That isn't so bad, is it?

Except your teammate is insufferable. Everything from their ideas, to their building strategy, down to their accent is absolutely intolerable to you. How can you be expected to work with such a difficult partner? If you leave the room your tower is forfeit, but who can expect you to stay in these conditions?

Careful- they're just as fed up with you as you are with them. Can the two of you overcome your mutual disdain to build this arts and crafts masterpiece, or will it be a race to the door?]

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RAGE

[ Congrats, you have literally the worst goddamn partner imaginable.

It's not that Vaas doesn't understand the concept of what he's supposed to be working for here - a wish, whatever, from the fakey-magic gods, it's probably great. The thing is, there's nothing he wants that he doesn't already have waiting for him back on his island, and money means nothing in this place, so there's honestly no incentive to cooperate.

He will, however, stay in the room to piss off whoever else is in the room. It's worth a laugh, and because he's been in a mood ever since he walked in this room, it's the slightly preferable alternative to digging their eyes out with his thumbs. ]

Hey, hermano. [ It comes after a solid thirty minutes of ignoring his partner, responding to any questions or comments with I'm busy or fuck off or absent waves of his hand as he messes with something or other. A phone? Has he been taking selfies this entire time? ] Got a light?

[ Yep, just... gonna pick the most important match out of the entire structure and rip it out, probably bringing the whole thing crashing down. ]

Thanks, amigo.

[ Now he's lighting a fat cigar with it. THIS BITCH. ]

[ While Boss isn't exactly the optimistic type, the idea of someone in power owing her a favor is tantalizing. It's just worth it - Even if she doesn't 'win,' she can see who does... And jack the wish from them.

She just didn't expect it to be so god damn frustrating. Sure, she may only be half hearted about the way she glues the crafts together, but at least she's still trying.

Meanwhile, her partner's fucked off to play with his phone. Fine, she can do the whole thing herself. She really has no problem with that.

What she does have a problem with is the sudden interest in what she's doing, and then the casual way he tears everything down. ]

The fuck? [ Boss has turned on her heel in an instant, facing Vaas with her fists balled. Would punching him count against the teamwork thing? ]

You got five seconds to share or start picking shit up. Your choice.

Test Drive Meme #31

vaas montenegro | far cry 3

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