The IC Critque Meme!

[lifetothefullest]

Have you ever wanted to tell your fellow cave wasteland-dwellers what you think of them without consequence? Does their cavalier attitude toward murder, or lack of any critical thinking skills, or naive optimism cause frustration? Or is it something even more minor that really irks you, like that your roommate keeps borrowing your clothes or your friend won't use punctuation when they type?

WELL THEN--

THE LOWDOWN
• Post a header with your character's name.
• Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
• Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion??
• Feel free to assume there's a compulsion to speak their minds, if your character's not usually the type to give unsolicited advice.
• A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.

Shamelessly borrowed and modified from empatheias

Comments

Caedra Nisariel

[abyssalarcana]

[proselytise]

terrible personality, not even that good at making sure someone stays dead when you kill them. 1 star, and that's just for being easy to bother

[abyssalarcana]

Don't worry, I'll come back for you once Hope is dead. You'll be at the end of the list though, since I think of everyone here you're the least likely to be able to try and stop me.

[proselytise]

you say that like you think i actually want to stop you from doing that

[abyssalarcana]

... You want me to kill everyone here?

I won't complain if that's the case, but I have to admit I'm surprised.

[proselytise]

it's not like any of this is real though

[unheeled]

Stabs first, talks later. Conversation's not bad, though.

[abyssalarcana]

Aw, that's sweet.

[circumitus]

Sort of feels like she wants to talk my skin off or something.

[u n s u r e.]

[abyssalarcana]

I just want to show you to someone who will know best how to put you to good use. But failing that? I guess I'll just learn what I can.

[nonscriptum]

Reminds me a little bit of a Serbian warlord I once knew. Mildly terrifying, but only because I now know what a lightweight she is.

[ >:) ]

[abyssalarcana]

Uh huh. Well, once these false gods are dead and gone and I have back what they stole from me, I'll drink you under the table. If you live long enough, that is.

[nonscriptum]

[wow tell him more]

Offers of drinking games and the threat of death all in one breath? You spoil me.

[abyssalarcana]

What can I say? I love a good time.

[nowherewolf]

Might want to murder me? But hasn't tried to yet. One and a half thumbs down.

[abyssalarcana]

If I did murder you, would the rating go up or down, though?

[nowherewolf]

You'd get both thumbs down. Which is a bad rating.

[abyssalarcana]

An acceptable tradeoff for a new rug. Oh, or maybe a hat! And then I'd have material left over for a few other accessories too. Hm, decisions...

Wait! Tucker, how do you feel about your upcoming future as fuzzy handcuffs?

[nowherewolf]

At least I'm still gettin' some in the afterlife. Do me a favor, if you make me a rug, you gotta have sex on it.

[bespectacledsnake]

I don't know that anything particular comes to mind.

[abyssalarcana]

Oh, come now. You're free to pay me compliments instead if you prefer. Go on, I won't mind.

[bespectacledsnake]

My experience has been you are delightful company.

[abyssalarcana]

If only the others here were even half as charming as you are!

[crippled]

Might be the only one here who knows how to have a good time. 10/10

[abyssalarcana]

You spoil me, Ivar. When the time comes, let's paint the city with blood.