dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #32

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open May 25th, and apps are open June 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: HONK HONK
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Hope you're not afraid of clowns!

Evil Clowns have been a terror on the imagination of children everywhere, and show up enough times in literature for us to reasonably say that plenty of adults are afraid of them too. While they love to laugh, they often bring themselves joy by murdering others and slicing them up with the sharp knives and other torture devices that they have tucked away in their seventeen pockets.

It's not difficult to outrun them, as they have big, squeaky shoes, but it might be difficult to fight them- these bastards are hardy!]

F E A R

SCENARIO TWO: MISSING SOMETHING?
[You may arrive in Hadriel... well, incomplete. Though some may reassure you that it's temporary, there's still something terrifying in suddenly losing your sight or your hearing... or even you arm!

While this event does not affect memories, it does affect body parts, senses, and potentially powers and abilities. You may find yourself unable to do things you once did, or behave the way you normally do.

This is a mini version of our Senses Fail event this month.]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO THREE: MAY FLOWERS
[You're in a beautiful garden. The sun is shining, the grass is green, and there are hundreds of thousands of flowers all around you. The temperature is just perfect, and above all else, it's satisfying.

Maybe you should pick some flowers for a friend, or your mother- you did skip mother's day, after all. Luckily, there's a few cutting shears to go around and you're more than welcome to start hacking away at these thistley bushes! Hopefully you know a thing or two about flower arranging- maybe that person over there is more experienced?]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

( Okay, so either this chick is messing with her, or she's also ended up with the shittiest case of laryngitis known to mankind. Rosa, being a person with common sense (more usually known as a great deal of cynicism), is betting on the latter.

But, as far as her question goes, there's no harm in answering it. If they are stuck in the same boat... maybe that wouldn't be so bad.

HADRIEL. SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF CRAP. CAN'T DISPROVE IT.

Seriously, what kind of bullshit? )

( there's a frown, vanessa's finger lingering over the word hadriel before she takes the pen back

I've never heard of it.

though it feels like this woman hadn't either

Who did this?

sorry, rosa, but you're far more informed than vanessa is )

( At least that crappy knock off iPhone she woke up with had some information about this place on it, although Rosa doesn't particularly like the fact that she's being used as some sort of wikipedia link, she helps anyway.

She's a detective, not a traffic cop, but she's not an anarchist.

READ SOME CRAP ABOUT GODS. YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

Thank god she kept that knock off iPhone and can easily bring up the newbie guide. )

( vanessa gives a nod at the question, though when rosa takes out the device vanessa looks entirely confused. she can see that there's writing on it though once she's read the small bit on it she writes again--

Are there other pages?

what is 'touchscreen' and 'scrolling' )

( ... Really?

Rosa just stares at the woman for a long, loooong moment. Funky clothes, no idea how to use a phone...

YOU A MORMON OR SOMETHING?

Reasonable conclusion, right? )

( there's a frown. with no tone to go with the message it just seems very strange and out of place

No. Are there other pages? )

Test Drive Meme #32

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