dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #33

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open June 24th, and apps are open July 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: WEARS HIGH HEELS WHEN SHE EXERCISES
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

And this one is, well, particularly creepy. Especially if you dislike body horror, or spiders, or being eaten. This time, the Door has brought in Virginias, from the video game The Forest.

Virginias are rather disturbing-looking monsters, looking a bit like multiple bodies all squished together. They move quickly, they can charge and leap at you, and those creepy arms and legs hurt like hell. They also make skittering noises, if you want to be even more creeped out. So have fun with that!]

L O V E

SCENARIO TWO: YES, LIKE THAT
[Today, it's you time. You woke up this morning and you knew it was the perfect day to practice a little self-care. To put yourself first. To treat yourself. And that's what you're going to do!

Whether that means drinking too much, skipping out on unwanted obligations, telling people what you really think of them, or eating that last donut - you're looking after you now, and it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks! All that matters is that you're happy. So party on, and let's hope your fun doesn't get in the way of anyone else's life.

This is a mini version of our Love Yourself event this month.]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
[This morning you didn't wake up wanting to treat yourself. Oh, no. You woke up wanting to show your anger - to the world, to yourself, to anyone watching. You want to break shit, start fights, get into pointless internet arguments. They're wrong, after all.

So why not? Find a stray piece of wood and start smashing windows. Tell someone you don't like the way they're looking at you. Post something incendiary on ~~Twitter~~ Hadriel's network. And wait for the responding anger. That's what you want, right? Someone to face off against?

Let's just hope you don't go too far.]

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technically they do, but i've never actually tried? because when i'm Human size i glamour them, so you can't see them. the whole point is to look as human as possible, which is not going to work out if i have huge wings out, right?

So they're like invisible? This is the coolest thing I've ever heard like, in my life.

But yeah, that does make sense. So you've got like a secret human identity thing going on? What's that like?

yeah, they are. but you can touch them if you know.

i guess, in a way. i'm trying to be Human, these days. as much as i can. and Humans, back home, they don't know about non-Humans, so I've got to pretend and try to stay in my Human form all the time.

Do you have to cut holes in all your shirts for them?

Sorry, I'm being like really nosy. You don't have to answer that

[He doesn't turn into a tiny pixie but man. Peter can sort of relate to this whole pretending to be a normal human thing.]

Do you think it would be dangerous if they found out what you actually are?

i can fold them? not like, perfect, but they can fit under a loose shirt or hoodie

so i wear a lot of oversized shirts, i've made it a fashion quirk

[ Tell her what you are, emoji boy!!!! ]

yes. well, that's what all of us are told. all of us being non-Humans. It's not just Pixies, it's an agreement between all supernatural races.

It's all good, baggy clothes are more comfortable anyway.

[No one will ever know his deepest, darkest spider secrets!! I mean they might some day lbr]

Is it not a problem if humans here know? I mean you did just kinda tell me your pixie secrets and junk like it was no biggie.

well when i woke up here i was face to face with a spider lady monster thing, and i've seen people with all sorts of non-Human traits around and not hiding so

i don't think anyone cares, here. now i wish i knew where 'here' really is because my grammy's going to get real worried if i don't come home at some point soon

Right, I guess that's a good point. No sense in keeping secrets if everyone here can do crazy stuff, and there's nobody from home to really keep secrets from.

[He'll just. Decide what to do with that later.]

I feel you on that, though. I got an aunt back home who is absolutely gonna freak if I like never come home

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