dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #33

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open June 24th, and apps are open July 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: WEARS HIGH HEELS WHEN SHE EXERCISES
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

And this one is, well, particularly creepy. Especially if you dislike body horror, or spiders, or being eaten. This time, the Door has brought in Virginias, from the video game The Forest.

Virginias are rather disturbing-looking monsters, looking a bit like multiple bodies all squished together. They move quickly, they can charge and leap at you, and those creepy arms and legs hurt like hell. They also make skittering noises, if you want to be even more creeped out. So have fun with that!]

L O V E

SCENARIO TWO: YES, LIKE THAT
[Today, it's you time. You woke up this morning and you knew it was the perfect day to practice a little self-care. To put yourself first. To treat yourself. And that's what you're going to do!

Whether that means drinking too much, skipping out on unwanted obligations, telling people what you really think of them, or eating that last donut - you're looking after you now, and it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks! All that matters is that you're happy. So party on, and let's hope your fun doesn't get in the way of anyone else's life.

This is a mini version of our Love Yourself event this month.]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
[This morning you didn't wake up wanting to treat yourself. Oh, no. You woke up wanting to show your anger - to the world, to yourself, to anyone watching. You want to break shit, start fights, get into pointless internet arguments. They're wrong, after all.

So why not? Find a stray piece of wood and start smashing windows. Tell someone you don't like the way they're looking at you. Post something incendiary on ~~Twitter~~ Hadriel's network. And wait for the responding anger. That's what you want, right? Someone to face off against?

Let's just hope you don't go too far.]

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[He's gonna need an iron liver if this keeps up. And maybe iron kidneys.]

Uh huh. Five bucks says you won't even remember this party in the morning. Or much of anything else.

Therein lies the point, Scooter.

That's... uh.

I mean, that's not... really the best way to like...

Maybe talking about it would better than like. Poisoning yourself?

Right. [ he pats peter's shoulder with paternal affection. almost missing, but finding it eventually, as he suddenly remembers that maybe he shouldn't be advising the teenager to turn to alcoholism. ] Caveat for all future encounters like this: do as I say, not as I do.

[It's all good, Peter knows better. He's still going to be a smartass though.]

Yeah, what was that one thing you said? "Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do"?

Seriously, though, I mean it. Maybe chill on the booze? I might want to keep you around for a while.

You know kid... you're alright. [ he slouches down a bit more in place ] How about you just... bring my bed over here and I'll call it a night.

I could do that, yes, but I think it would be more convenient for everyone if I just helped you to your room.

[ processing... processing... ] Right. Room. Let's just-- [ he reaches up to grab the edge of the counter, tries to get up, and goes sliding right back down on his ass ]

[mr stark stop you're an embarrassment]

Yeah, just. Let me help you up.

[The good news is, Peter can lift a building, and thus has no trouble helping Tony to his feet.]

There, you good?

[ he is standing successfully, but there's a lot of leaning on you petey, so good thing you've got those muscles ] Good, yeah. Great, really. How are you?

[Excellent job mr. stark you can do it!!! Peter will just give him a couple seconds to like balance or whatever before trying to move his drunk ass]

All things considered, I'm doing pretty good.

[ down the hall they go, tony using one hand against the wall as well to help with the steadying ] Really? Interdimensional kidnapping and all?

Okay, I could be better. There's a lot going on that I'm not super thrilled about, but besides that. I'm pretty good.

And people say kids these days are the cynical ones.

[He just makes a PSHH noise. Old people amirite.]

Just trying to stay optimistic is all.

I'm not sure my stomach's feeling very optimistic at the moment. [ there's a familiar bodily hiccup that seems like the foreshadowing of something unfortunate ]

[NononoNONONO okay switching course it's time to drag this drunk idiot to THE BATHROOM. And by drag I mean he's more or less just carrying him at this point because he does NOT want to clean up that mess.]

Okay, just try to hold it for a second! I'll get you to the bathroom, okay?

Down the hall... second left. [ there's another jerk of his torso that bodes ill, but thEY COULD MAKE IT, DIGNITY MIGHT PREVAIL ]

Got it, I got it!

[He pauses for a second, but when Tony manages to not horf all over the hall way, continues quickly down the hall. Upon reaching the bathroom, he throws the door open kind of a lot harder than he needs to (he'll fix that doorknob sized hole in the wall later okay).

Mission accomplished. Mostly. There's still the matter of getting Tony to the toilet itself, which he is trying to do as quickly as he can. JUST HOLD OUT FOR A COUPLE SECONDS MR STARK YOU CAN DO IT]

[ it was a noble and valiant effort. it really was. but it might be the vibration of the door banging against the wall, or the sudden turn into the bathroom that does it, but those last few steps make all the difference, as with a sudden sound that heralds the worst news possible issues from his lips, he proceeds to stop mid-way to the toilet and empty out half a liquor store worth of bad decisions onto the floor ]

[He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, Mr. Stark still chundered all over the goddamn floor. Wooooow he hopes that didn't splash onto his shoes.

He'll just. Worry about his shoes later. For now he's just going to wait until Tony's done launching liquids from his face and maneuver him around the horrorpuddle to the toilet, just in case there's a round two.]

O-okay, just... here, floor, sit down. I'll uh. I'll get that.

[By "get that" he means that he's going to unroll the toilet paper and just throw it all on top of that mess.]

You don't have to -- ok, you're already... that's fine. [ just gonna tp the floor ] Why don't you just go back to the party and leave me here to play the game of porcelain thrones.

[Yeah no TPing the floor is pretty much as far as Peter's willing to go when it comes to getting that, he's decided. Tony can get the rest when he's done being turbo drunk.]

Only if you're positive that you won't pass out in the toilet and drown.

I have an impeccable record of somehow surviving.

Yeah, that's... I can't argue with that.

Okay, well, I'll go make sure your guests don't get super wasted and ruin all of your stuff. Yell if you need anything?

[he might peek in on the party but honestly he's going to mostly be hovering around outside the bathroom just in case.]

Test Drive Meme #33

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i'm so sad. i thought apps closed at midnight at the end of the 8th. ;;;;

Oh no! Next month my dude ;A;

womp womp 8(

such is life 8(

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