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Dr. Lance Sweets ([personal profile] lifetothefullest) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2018-07-14 06:33 pm
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Two Truths and a Lie


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• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
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vocarrah: (there's something beautiful)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-14 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I have an illegitimate son that I fathered several years ago
2. I've believed life would have been easier had I been a woman
3. I'm afraid of horses
abyssalarcana: (seven vials of violence)

[personal profile] abyssalarcana 2018-07-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Is 1 how you lost your balls? I'd bet 3 is the lie.
vocarrah: (sono un bastardo cronico)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
You would lose that bet.
abyssalarcana: (so he can boil the disobedient)

[personal profile] abyssalarcana 2018-07-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
There are so many things far more frightening than horses, Ianchus. But all right then, 2 is the lie. What little I know of you suggests you're quite proud of who you are.
vocarrah: (il petto mi sorride perverso)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you don't think I'd make a good woman?
abyssalarcana: (prone to wander endlessly)

[personal profile] abyssalarcana 2018-07-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that, but that you seem unlikely to want to change yourself. I don't particularly care what gender you are.
vocarrah: (clever clap of lightning)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, I wouldn't. But perhaps it would have made things simpler.
I'm afraid that means you lose this little game, though.

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puzzlingly: (♚ 174.)

[personal profile] puzzlingly 2018-07-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me the third is the lie.
vocarrah: (il petto mi sorride perverso)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Have none of you people ever seen a horse? They're terrifying.
puzzlingly: (♚ 178.)

[personal profile] puzzlingly 2018-07-15 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I used to have a few! I think they are pretty cool. What's that scares you about them?
vocarrah: (prends garde à toi)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
The odd shape of their heads; their teeth; the power in their bodies; the hooves that can crush a man; that horrid whinnying. There's plenty! My sister loved them, though.
puzzlingly: (♚ 168.)

[personal profile] puzzlingly 2018-07-15 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, when you put it that way... It's a shame, though, they can be pretty loyal creatures.
vocarrah: (a heart that can beat through anything)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Or so I hear. A dog can be loyal, too, though.

Haven't you thought there was something frighteningly human about their eyes, too?

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circumitus: When the hell did we go to southie, and why was there a chicken in the limo? (saw the pics from that party)

[personal profile] circumitus 2018-07-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
2? Because that doesn't make any damn sense.
vocarrah: (sono un bastardo cronico)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
That depends, doesn't it? But no, wrong, I'm afraid.
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

[personal profile] circumitus 2018-07-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
What?

In what way do you think it'd have been easier?

[Rey might have her own personal bias given what had happened some time after she was "made". And yet here she is.]
vocarrah: (prends garde à toi)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm.

If I were a woman, back home, I would have been married off to an ally of my kingdom. I would have kept my status, of course--a Cepheos womb is an incredibly valuable one. I would have had a path in my life.

As it was, my family hardly even wanted to use me as a breeding stud. Perhaps I should be grateful, but I'd say it was a little lonely at times.
Edited 2018-07-15 04:35 (UTC)
circumitus: I CAN QUIT ANY FUCKING TIME I WANT. (i'm not drunk YOU'RE drunk)

[personal profile] circumitus 2018-07-16 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.

[Seems legit.]

Well, you'd definitely look like a better woman, that's for sure. [Lesbian perspective, for the win.]
stealyoursoul: (Enemy)

[personal profile] stealyoursoul 2018-07-15 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm. Going with one as the lie.
vocarrah: (optimism)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be correct! How did you get that?
stealyoursoul: (I could not foresee this thing)

[personal profile] stealyoursoul 2018-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
You seem like the type of guy, that if he had a kid, wouldn't be able to stop talking about them.
vocarrah: (prends garde à toi)

[personal profile] vocarrah 2018-07-15 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah. I'd never thought of it that way.

[That's a very charming assessment of him.]
stealyoursoul: (Default)

[personal profile] stealyoursoul 2018-07-15 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm here for. To make everyone think out of the box.

[Truth powers plus soul-judging powers equaled being able to read people to some extent.]
abbatis: mine (Doing the catwalk)

[personal profile] abbatis 2018-07-15 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if second one is a lie or not but it most definitely is false.
wantsnudes: (056)

[personal profile] wantsnudes 2018-07-15 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
The first statement is the lie, surely? You've never mentioned having a son...