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Dr. Lance Sweets ([personal profile] lifetothefullest) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2018-07-14 06:33 pm
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Two Truths and a Lie


• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess. Feel free to make a blank toplevel and then respond to yourself with multiple batches of truth/lie combos!
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Feel free to assume there's some sort of compulsion to reveal things/explain/whatever, it's a meme
• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!
aroundthecoroner: (in my wake)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
God, I'm sorry. I'm bad at thinking up lies.

... And yeah, you win.
ghostlocked: i will hack you to bits (argue • got a machete waiting for ya bud)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You could've said that you can cook. Or that you have good fashion sense.
aroundthecoroner: (you'll soon find)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now you're just being mean. I could've said that my boyfriend is tolerant of my kitchen handicap or my taste in shirts.
ghostlocked: and it is NOT a manic state (mmmmmhm ok)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I will always lovingly give you shit about the onion thing, but I'm not sorry about the shirts. In fact, between the two of us, pretty sure you're the one that owes me an apology for putting me through that shit.
aroundthecoroner: (is starting to grow cold)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
They're good shirts, Harlan. Maybe you're the one without fashion sense. Mister cartoon character closet.
ghostlocked: and it is NOT a manic state (lol • up to some shit)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not anymore. I'm slowly stealing your entire hoodie collection.
aroundthecoroner: (on a leash)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wh- I thought you said I had bad fashion sense, what the hell? I wondered why I couldn't find as many.
ghostlocked: the kind of kid that you'd like to hit (lol • i am a little shit)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's cold here. I have to make sacrifices.
aroundthecoroner: (and now we've realigned the edges)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm raiding your closet and switching the hoodies out with my t-shirts.

I'm stealing your shirts, too.
ghostlocked: besides waking up and being a d-bag? (chat • do you have a morning routine?)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
So I'll teleport down to your room and steal them back. I'm not wearing your garbagey t-shirts.
aroundthecoroner: (thought gasoline)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
What if I throw them in the ocean?
aroundthecoroner: (I heard voices)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-16 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Don't test me, HH.
ghostlocked: i'm just not listening to you (argue • i'm not ignoring you)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-16 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can just teleport to the shops and re-up my wardrobe anyway.
aroundthecoroner: (when I was a child I'd)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Cool, on my way to the nearest cliff then.
ghostlocked: because that spell uses a lot of glitter (hmm • seems i contaminated a crime scene)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
ghostlocked: but apparently you prefer to be 7 points ahead of me (wtf • i thought we were friends)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
ghostlocked: i know there's not but i have manners (chat • hello? anyone home?)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm calling your bluff.
aroundthecoroner: (enough)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[A little while later Michael sends Harlan a recording of him throwing a shirt into the ocean from a pebble beach.]

You asked for this.

[And after cutting off the recording he definitely doesn't go out and grab it before it can float too far. (He doesn't want to litter!!!)]
ghostlocked: but i kind of wish he was my dad (wtf • i mean i know he's a serial killer)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-17 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[holy shit.]

Oh my god. Well played. Did not expect you to actually do that.

That said, a million bucks says that's not my shirt.
aroundthecoroner: (on all the ashes)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-17 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Give him a second he's fishing a shirt out of the ocean.]

Uh, what would make you say that? You think I'd, like, throw my own shirt in the water?
aroundthecoroner: (and the place)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-17 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I totally didn't. It's definitely yours.
ghostlocked: i will hack you to bits (argue • got a machete waiting for ya bud)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-07-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Show me the shirt.
aroundthecoroner: (tame your demons)

[personal profile] aroundthecoroner 2018-07-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I, uh, I can't, it's in the ocean.

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