Two Truths and a Lie

[lifetothefullest]

• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess. Feel free to make a blank toplevel and then respond to yourself with multiple batches of truth/lie combos!
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Feel free to assume there's some sort of compulsion to reveal things/explain/whatever, it's a meme
• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!

Comments

[tongueamok]

I am the last of my line.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I don't see how that matters.

You can be the last of your line a lot faster if there's bears involved.

[He's a helper.]

[tongueamok]

I am already the last of my line. There's no family with which to even start a tradition, and that would be even if I thought it a good idea, which I do not.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Fine, no bears.

[Spoilsport.]

You still have 2 more guesses.

[tongueamok]

There are only three options! That kind of makes the last guess a bit pointless, now doesn't it?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Jesus Christ, fine. One guess then.

[tongueamok]

Fine.

[Scrutinizing his choices...]

The first one is false.

[theweakhavepurpose]

It says something about me that everything thinks I would swim across a lake for beer.

But no I really did get trampled by a deer.

So this means I win I suppose. Go me.

[tongueamok]

What it says is that people assume you aren't capable of making rational decisions, and I cannot blame them, given you tried to ride a bear.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I don't see how a deer bursting out of the woods when I was on patrol and knocking me down a ditch is the fault of my bad decision making.

[Because he absolutely makes bad decisions and he knows it. He won't even argue the point.]

Have you never done anything stupid in your whole life?

[tongueamok]

Of course I have. Not that I'm going to share that with the masses.

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Shrug.]

These are all tame. I could have said some really horrifying, outlandish shit.

I don't care who knows I tried to ride a bear.

[And succeeded mind you. For about 10 feet. It counts. ]

[tongueamok]

And what do you care that people know, then?

[theweakhavepurpose]

The things I'm not telling you.

[He narrows his eyes. He sees what you're trying to do here. ]

Why would I tell you any of that shit?

[tongueamok]

Because I asked? It seems more reasonable to answer that than it is to throw yourself upon a bear as though it were a pack mule.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Okay I didn't throw myself on a bear. I fed him a sandwich, gave him a bunch of ear skritches, told him he was a good bear and very gracefully hopped on his back and told him to head for the river.

[ The graceful part was him climbing on some crates and kind of falling across his back. ]

[tongueamok]

[The incredulous look Carlisle gives Pratt is practically palpable.]

Do you assume you can simply tame any wild animal like that?

Perfect icon

[theweakhavepurpose]

No.

The wolves like me though.

[Because he feeds them.]

And Cheeseburger isn't exactly wild. He lives in the FANG center with the people who raised him from a cub. Not that he couldn't rip my face off if he wanted to, but he's not some random bear from the woods.

Why does this make you so upset?