If one does it. I don't tend to steal things if I can help it. Or at all. I've never stolen anything in my life.
[That last bit, that's definitely a...we'll call it an exaggeration. Airy, lighthearted, and not the least bit committed to maintaining an actual truthful declaration about their spotty past, whatsoever.]
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[That last bit, that's definitely a...we'll call it an exaggeration. Airy, lighthearted, and not the least bit committed to maintaining an actual truthful declaration about their spotty past, whatsoever.]