dankmemes | test drive meme # 39

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open December 25th, and apps are open January 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: HE MADE HIS LIST
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

You were hoping for something seasonally appropriate, right? Well, the Door doesn't know it's December, so this must be a coincidence - because this time, it's brought in the Krampus.

This creature is the opposite of Santa, and if you've been bad (and let's be real, who in Hadriel hasn't), it'll be all too happy to punish. Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll just scare the crap out of you and give you some coal... or maybe it'll decide your punishment needs to be much, much worse. Don't you wish you'd been good this year?]

R A G E

SCENARIO TWO: HADRIELITE VANDAL
[Last night everything was fine. You went to bed happy and content - well, as happy and content as you ever are. But this morning, as you stepped out of your house, something was wrong. Maybe you didn't notice it at first - maybe someone had to point it out to you. But there it was, in big bold letters: someone had painted an insult across the front of your house.

Maybe it's a rude name. Maybe an insulting comment. Maybe just a picture of a dick with an arrow pointing to it that says your name. Whatever it is, someone did it specifically to fuck with you. But who? And why? Maybe you already think you know who, and all you need to do is hunt them down. Or maybe it's time for an investigation. Or... maybe all you want to do is clean it off before someone sees.

Good luck. That paint is already dry.]

C O N F U S I O N

SCENARIO THREE: ALL FLIPPY-FLOPPY
[You didn't realize there was anything wrong, not until you saw that person you've always thought was your best friend. They seem the same as ever, it's just - you really don't understand what you saw in them anymore. They're kind of whiny, they're way less cool than you remember, and that hair? Ew.

It's not just that. You ran into your worst enemy earlier, and maybe... you were wrong about them? It really seems like they have some good points, and that annoying expression they always make actually seems kind of cute now. Maybe it's time to kiss and make up, possibly literally!

This is a mini version of our Your Best Enemy event this month.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

What the what?

( Excuse the random, horned man carrying a door which bares a barely-cleaned portion of the word brute across it. That's irrelevant. Really, it is. )

( where are you going with that door, steak. it's absolutely not irrelevant. he's pretty sure people don't just walk around carrying doors.

but, never mind. for now. ) Uh. Quiznak? ( wait. not everyone is familiar with that word, and he knows it. let's try that again. ) What the heck. ( that's better. sort of. maybe a little.

( or maybe not at all. )

don't judge him, horned man. )

( They totally do. Of course they do. What about fitters and joiners? They carry doors.

But anyway. )

Why didn't you say that?

( Maybe it's the door and the graffiti annoying him, or maybe he just... sounds like that all the time. Like he wants to punch something.

It's truly a mystery. )

( but are you either one of those things, though. or are you just a horned dude carrying a door for no reason at all.

and so maybe he's used to hanging around someone that used to sound like he always wanted to punch something. hm. maybe it's just some inherent personality trait. ) Because I got used to saying quiznak.

( lance you're not making a goddamn bit of sense, and while it's not unusual or alarming, it's not helping the situation of apparent language barriers. ) What's it matter? The important thing is finding out who did this. ( gesturing. to. the graffiti. have you forgotten that.

hold on. ) Why are you carrying a door?

( ...Right. Steak exhales a huff of air and adjusts the door under his arm. Right. Why did he bother asking? )

Because it needs replacing. ( Flat as anything. Why else? He tried to clean it, it didn't work. Hence... replacing the whole thing. )

test drive meme # 39

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you would tag me with a food soul asdlkh

look here he knows keet ok

i'm so glad you called him keet

i have genuinely forgotten his name while writing tags negl just like "...Keet...???"