dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #40

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open January 24th, and apps are open February 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: SLURP SLURP
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

What's that on the ceiling? Who's that skittering along the wall? Why, it's none other than the the Licker, from the Resident Evil series.

The licker crawls around on walls and ceilings and can easily avoid all attacks with their creepy crawly acrobatics. Watch out for those tongues, though- they can whip you with them and catch you off balance. They love waiting in dark corners to jump at you and slash you with their oversized claws, as seen here. Luckily, their brains are exposed and they're quite blind- move quietly and avoid their notice, or attack them in their weak spot to get away safely. Be careful though, they tend to travel in packs...]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO TWO: CABIN IN THE WOODS
[It's nice outside. There's a heat to the air that permeates through the muggy interior of the cabin, but at night, it's cool enough that you can relax and see all the stars in the sky. The hot tub is a nice contrast to the chilly night air and the possibilities are practically limitless!

So cook something up on the grill, go hunting, or just relax and definitely don't get murdered, because you do happen to have a bit of an odd cabin mate. Why are the two of you sharing this cabin? Well, that's up for you to decide, but whether you're close friends who decided to take a vacation together or random strangers stuck together by circumstances, you're here for awhile so you might as well take the time to relax and get to know one another up here in these mountains!]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: MONSTER HOUSE
[It seems like you've just misplaced a few items at first- but after awhile, it becomes apparent that the items are misplacing themselves. Weird, right?

Maybe not that weird, because soon afterward, items of all shames and sizes start to move around, now well within sight. Their intent is clearly to annoy or even harm you, depending on how dangerous the item is... maybe a deathly pair of pants, to a set of keys that keeps running away from you, to a house consumed with the desire to- well, consume you.

Be careful of everything, be suspicious of items that may be trying to lure you in with their stillness, and have fun! This event is based on Hadriel's It's Aliiiive! event this month.]

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[He doesn't always like running away, but Sora knows how to pick his battles most of the time. If what this guy's saying is true then there's no sense in sticking around for now. He may come back later, but he has a lot of questions and ground to cover first. With a nod, he's turning on his heel to scan the arena for the exit.]

Let's go. [Come along, Cole.] So this kind of thing happens a lot? [He's not even sure how to explain what happened, but he's getting the impression that this is someone who's been here long enough to understand how things work.]

Yes. They like to play games. [No, you're coming with him okay. He's the one leading the way to the exit. And keeping the monsters from seeing them right now.]

They pull and pluck and play and put us all in their box.

[FIIINE. Fine, Cole can lead but it's not like Sora's going to argue that. The best way to understand what's going on around here is to learn from someone else. He keeps his footsteps light and he follows, sticking to the edges and keeping his eyes on the walls and ceiling of the arena.]

Okay...but who are they?

Them. Gods who sound like demons. They play with the toys who never wanted to be. Teasing, tantalizing, torturing.

That doesn't sound great. [No thanks? Not what he signed up for.] So how do we stop them? Where are they?

I don't know. No one knows. They can touch us but we can't touch them.

[Not that promising, Cole!!!]

That doesn't make any sense. There has to be a way to find them if they can find us. [Ugh.] How long have you guys been stuck here?

Days and weeks and month and years. It changes when you ask.

So time flows differently here. [Well that's great. But maybe that just means he won't have to worry about losing too much time here. As it is, he looks ahead as they finally leave the arena and hit the streets.] I'll have to keep asking then.

[There's barely a pause before he turns to look at Cole again, a grin appearing.] I'm Sora.

Maybe someone knows. They answer, sometimes.

Hello, Sora. I used to be Cole.

Used to be? [Well that's different.] What happened?

I let him go. I was never Cole, not really. But you need something to call me and he won't mind if I'm still Cole for a while.

Test Drive Meme #40

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I AM VERY SORRY BUT KINGDOM HEARTS HAPPENED I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND

i absolutely understand

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