dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #40

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open January 24th, and apps are open February 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: SLURP SLURP
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

What's that on the ceiling? Who's that skittering along the wall? Why, it's none other than the the Licker, from the Resident Evil series.

The licker crawls around on walls and ceilings and can easily avoid all attacks with their creepy crawly acrobatics. Watch out for those tongues, though- they can whip you with them and catch you off balance. They love waiting in dark corners to jump at you and slash you with their oversized claws, as seen here. Luckily, their brains are exposed and they're quite blind- move quietly and avoid their notice, or attack them in their weak spot to get away safely. Be careful though, they tend to travel in packs...]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO TWO: CABIN IN THE WOODS
[It's nice outside. There's a heat to the air that permeates through the muggy interior of the cabin, but at night, it's cool enough that you can relax and see all the stars in the sky. The hot tub is a nice contrast to the chilly night air and the possibilities are practically limitless!

So cook something up on the grill, go hunting, or just relax and definitely don't get murdered, because you do happen to have a bit of an odd cabin mate. Why are the two of you sharing this cabin? Well, that's up for you to decide, but whether you're close friends who decided to take a vacation together or random strangers stuck together by circumstances, you're here for awhile so you might as well take the time to relax and get to know one another up here in these mountains!]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: MONSTER HOUSE
[It seems like you've just misplaced a few items at first- but after awhile, it becomes apparent that the items are misplacing themselves. Weird, right?

Maybe not that weird, because soon afterward, items of all shames and sizes start to move around, now well within sight. Their intent is clearly to annoy or even harm you, depending on how dangerous the item is... maybe a deathly pair of pants, to a set of keys that keeps running away from you, to a house consumed with the desire to- well, consume you.

Be careful of everything, be suspicious of items that may be trying to lure you in with their stillness, and have fun! This event is based on Hadriel's It's Aliiiive! event this month.]

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[Blink, survivor perk, when the Killer downs you immediately get up injured and disappear for 6 seconds to reappear within 10 feet. Hides all scratch marks and movement. Considered too OP by the devs, deleted in beta.

In the meantime, he hears her yelling but isn't exactly registering it, throwing himself around the corner in the little bit of time he has. What the fuck is happening, why did he get himself into this garbage, why is he just-- oh, fuck it right now. He'll have time to regret some actions later, when he's out of whatever the fuck this is. But for now, his return is heralded by another small pop on the other side of the door, breathing maybe a little too loudly as he turns to bolt again. If he can get to the window, he can polymorph into something that flies and leave her in the dust.]

(Fucking. Bullshit.

Amanda pauses, listening hard, as if somebody will tell her what to do. That's the point of her, after all, or at least John had made that explicitly clear. She is the gun, cocked and loaded, and all she needs is for somebody to aim her in the right direction and firmly pull the trigger.

No such release comes- but there is a faint pop, and scuffling sounds on the other side of the door, breathing following by the slap of feet on a cold floor. Amanda turns her head toward the sound as if tracking it.)

I can hear you, (she spits, and darts around the corner, searching for him. He's running towards a little window, set up high in the wall. Fuck, if she had literally anything she could throw it at him, take him down for long enough so she could get to him. Where did her knife go? She lost it in the scuffle.) Stay there.

Literally why the fuck would I do that!

[Most people wouldn't take the time to reply to the woman chasing him with intent to murder, but like, they're not Taako. This is how he copes. That doesn't mean he's stopping though; he needs to figure out how to get that window open and get the fuck out of it before she arrives. Maybe he can mage hand it?

He casts it ahead to pull at the window, and--

Locked.

Taako mutters a small 'fuck' as he hits it, looking over his shoulder to where she is. Ah, damnit.]

I didn't do shit to you, okay, you can back the hell off.

Test Drive Meme #40

LOL BABE

now its six. this is just the reality we're living in

look. it's a meme. the cr is made up and the tag delay doesn't matter