the | in character | critique meme

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.
For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!
THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion??
iv. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.
v. Here are quick links to the Dreamwidth inbox and recent posted comments page if you want them.
Shamelessly borrowed from

Gansey
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But Gansey, the polo shirts really are awful.
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I always thought they were dapper. I don't like to look too casual.
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You look better a little casual. More like a real teenager.
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Surely this is not what people want.
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Disappointing.
I shall take this opinion under advisement, Parrish.
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You wear khakis.
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[ Pause. ]
And you wear muscle shirts, for Christ's sake!
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[The implication, being of course, that khakis do not look good on you Gansey, sorry.]
Also: being practical. That's what makes you a loser. You and Parrish both could stand to take a lesson in just doing shit for the hell of it.
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Need I remind you that this is the very habit that leaves you scabbed and bruised more than two thirds of the time? Parrish and I are familiar with self-preservation.
Or at least I am. By all accounts the two of you shouldn't be let near a shopping cart without me.
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[ He's...kind of shy now, no one look at him. ]
I'd settle for making you happy. But that's good, too.
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You're brilliant, Richard Campbell Gansey III. You're intelligent and bright and hopeful and so just... Gansey.
It's amazing.
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Do you know the thing I love most about you?
You make me think of home. Just by looking at me, or talking to me. You take me right back there, and I'm home. No one's ever done that for me before.
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That does not mean I dislike you.
I think you should educate yourself.
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That's not how education works.
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I didn't mean to offend you. I know that I did, but I don't know what else I can say to make it right.
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