the | in character | critique meme

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.
For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!
THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion??
iv. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.
v. Here are quick links to the Dreamwidth inbox and recent posted comments page if you want them.
Shamelessly borrowed from

no subject
Of course. Refuse to be a pawn in their little game. Am not having any of that shit.
That's probably for the best. He looks after you, doesn't he?
no subject
I guess that's good, if it works.
Uh-huh. He's my friend. He keeps me safe from the bad people.
no subject
It works. [Some may argue over her methods, but she at least thinks it works just fine.]
Seemed like he does a good job at protecting you. It's a good thing to have.
no subject
Yeah. He's big and scary. I'm gonna be big someday.
no subject
Y... yes, well. One would hope so.
no subject
Of course I am!
no subject
Not saying that you won't. Just saying.
[Some kids die. Rey has seen a lot of kids die. It happens.]
no subject
I made it past worse than you. So there.
no subject
Well, yes. Am hardly the worst thing you've come across when actively trying not to kill you.