the | in character | critique meme

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.
For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!
THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion??
iv. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.
v. Here are quick links to the Dreamwidth inbox and recent posted comments page if you want them.
Shamelessly borrowed from

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[There's time. And she's going to fly when she's bigger.]
It's just a nickname. Burners work for the Inferno Corps. [Miriam rolls her eyes.] They're all nuts, but they fight the Sons. We call 'em burners since they set stuff on fire. They got lotsa napalm and their armor's all fireproof. Fwooom!
[Miriam doesn't like the burners all that much - they're not right in the head, none of them - but they don't bother her much.]
And hookers are prostitutes! You know, you give 'em money and they give you a good time.
[Miriam nods sagely. She knows a lot of prostitutes.]
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It's a worthy sight. What is it like where you are from? Rivers, instead of the sea?
[ That's his assumption, anyway. As for napalm, that's another word that means little to him, but at least he understands the context. Inferno Corps. An interesting thought. The prostitutes, on the other hand, make his face clear. ]
Oh, whores. [ He does not know many, but he knows more than he used to. Adventuring with Laurent is an Experience. Damen lifts an eyebrow at her. ] 'Hookers' is a strange name. You can't be old enough for that company.
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[Miriam huffs.] 'course I am! I room with Gilly lots. Sometimes with Barrow, too. They're nice to me.