CR meme, take four

[hadrielmods]

Good morning folks and welcome to the fourth CR meme of Hadriel! You're all pros at this by now, just copy the form below, fill it out with details of your character and the type of CR you're looking for, and then run around and reply to others! Make some plans, dish out some wicked CR, and have fun!

Feel free to post one comment with every character, or have a separate header with your name and list characters in separate comments under that. Whatever works!

<span style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #5D5E19; display: block;">PLAYER</span><b>Your name:</b> YOUR NAME HERE <b>Contact Info:</b> plurk, AIM, PM? <b>Additional Info:</b> Timezone, tagging speed, anything you might want to note! <span style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #5D5E19; display: block;">CHARACTER</span><b>Character Name:</b> CHARACTER NAME HERE <b>Canon:</b> <b>Journal:</b> <blockquote style="width: 800px; text-align: justify;"><b>About Them:</b> A brief explanation of what kind of person they are, their personality, etc etc. It would also be helpful to include notable features (devil horns, facial scarring, giant wings, etc) if applicable! <b>Notable CR:</b> Who do they hang out with? <b>Current Plans:</b> What are they up to currently? What are you doing with them this month? Any dreams you have planned for them in the Dreamwalker event? Any types of dreams you want them to find? Here's where you'd let everyone know! <b>CR you're looking for:</b> Any special requests go here! <b>Notes:</b> Let's be real, we're all just going to put cute gifs and quotes here. Have at it!</blockquote>

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KAIYA

[ishotyouuu]

PLAYERYour name: Kaiya
Contact Info: pillowtalkative
Additional Info: Timezone: EST
Tagging speed: I am mainly a slow slowbee, but that doesn't mean I've lost interest in the thread! I backtag like crazy.

CHARACTERCharacter Name: Wade Wilson
Canon: Deadpool (Marvel 616)
Journal: ishotyouuu

About Them: Nutty mercenary with a healing factor who struggles every day to rid the world of the stereotype that Canadians are nice, well-adjusted people. Hero with a heapin' helping of anti. He's also amazingly handsome and an absolute tiger in the sack... ladies.*
*above statement may not be accurate

Okay fo'real-- Wade's basically a chewy nougat of insecurity, low self-esteem and abandonment issues wrapped around a layer of witty quips and pop culture references. Lately he's been trying to reconcile his heroic, compassionate streak with his desire to push people away as a defense mechanism (making friends is hard when you know they'll all die someday and you won't haha...ha), so he's still very conflicted as a result. Expect him to be shallowly funny to a fault until you really get to know him and his inner demons. Deep down, the dude's a mess.
Notable CR: He's seen Liquid (liquid_serpent) on occasion, but they aren't friends. He and Sanji (haute_cuisine) have this weird "It's Complicated" Facebook status, and Arya (whichend) tried to steal his shit when he was stoned off his ass. It's okay, this is kinda in keeping with how he usually makes friends.
Current Plans: Wade's Delight dreams are probably gonna center around living in Haven-- as desolate as that place was, it was the first time he'd ever had anything resembling a family. His Fear dreams are probably going to involve being a test subject at the Workhouse, being a test subject in Haven, or his worst fear, being alive long after the human race has gone extinct. HAPPY TIMES FOR ALL.
CR you're looking for: Anything! Friends, enemies, frienemies, people he can flirt and have sexual tension with... whatever!
Notes:

[liquid_serpent]

Boo.

[ishotyouuu]

Boo you.

also seriously dude do you think you're in a Zack Snyder film or what cover the goddamn nipples

[liquid_serpent]

Leave my nipples out of this. Why dress like an eight year old child in that ridiculous suit?

[ishotyouuu]

what eight-year-olds do you know that have an ass like this

[liquid_serpent]

I don't go around staring at any form of butts, you strange man. [Creepy.]

If you are trying to proposition to me then you are out of luck.

[tongueamok]

Iiiiii need to hit up Deadpool with both Carlisle and Nick Valentine at some point. The former will probably butt heads in the best worst way, and the latter can commiserate on probably being alive long after everyone else is dead as a door nail.

[ishotyouuu]

YES PLEASE. I think Wade will totally nerdasm over how film noir awesome Nick is (please forgive him if he calls him Bogey from now on) and as for Carlisle... Wade'll make a passable bodyguard in a pinch, at least?

Just don't be surprised if Wade stone-cold stabs someone in front of him one day. That's kind of a thing he does.

[tongueamok]

Please stab someone in front of him. Please.

Also, yes. Call Nick every detective nickname in the book. I'm down for literally everything.

Re: KAIYA

[inappropriatelaughter]

I have no idea if this would result in anything good but I want it

[ishotyouuu]

I know nothing about Saiyuki but Gojyo seems just like the type of Freudian-suffering, kiddie-rescuing, shamelessly unscrupulous guy that Wade is, so maybe this is kismet?

[inappropriatelaughter]

The first thing I thought of was STUPID CAPESUIT VS. STUPID BANDANA: FIGHT, but now that you mention it that is pretty accurate.