dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #9

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open May 24th, and apps are open June 1st.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE:
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect chance to swarm around you and chow down. This time, the Door has brought in a group of malboro, from the Final Fantasy video game series.

These plant-like monsters are essentially comprised of long, tentacle-esque stalks- sometimes with eyes on the ends- and large, gaping mouths. Their breath can be poisonous and literally make you sick to your stomach, and- just your luck- they're carnivorous. Happy hunting!]

C O M B I N A T I O N

SCENARIO TWO: DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME
[You're so tired- at least you've got a reasonably safe place to rest your head at while you recuperate, right? After all, nothing can go wrong when you're asleep.

Aaand that's where you're mistaken. For this event, all characters who fall asleep will either be Hosts or Visitors in their, or someone else's dreams. All dreams are inflicted by one of the four gods (Hope, Delight, Rage, or Fear), and will have their presence influencing the events within your dreams in order to harvest their desired emotion from you.

The sky is essentially the limit, so long as your dreams correspond with one of the four gods. Happy sleeping!

This is a mini version of our Dreamwalker event this month!]

D E L I G H T

SCENARIO THREE: JUST SAY NO
[On your kitchen table the next morning is a blue pill. Just the one pill, along with a glass of what seems to be water. There's a note in elegant script next to the pill that merely says 'TAKE ME'.

If taken, the pill can have a variety of effects. You can hallucinate, you can get uncontrollable giggles, you can feel drunk, you can feel like colors all have textures and shapes and the world is looking at you through a kaleidoscope! The drug can have whatever effect the player desires, as long as it's pleasurable or fun.

So: do you take it? Can you hear someone who already took the drug, stumbling down the street? You, uh, might want to help them, and do be careful. There's no telling what kinds of monsters are still out there.]

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[Hermann's practice in throwing things at Newt is ever accurate, however, Newt's reflexes are long improved by necessity. Where that box would've once beaned him in the head no problem he now manages a fumbling catch at it, juggling the box once before his hands close around it. It also has the effect of actually putting his attention on Hermann rather than the bits of kaiju strewn about. A difficult task for almost everyone, to pull his focus away from such a thing, but Hermann has ever been the exception to the rule. As it is, Newt can't help but stare because Hermann looks...well...

Hermann looks good. He looks well fed and there isn't a sallow cast to his skin and his clothes fit as poorly as ever but now they only fit poorly because that's just how he wears them, not because of starvation and desperation. There aren't any dark circles under his eyes and though he may be red with anger at Newt and looking rather like a frog apoplectic with rage, where that image would normally be hilarious, instead there is a vice around Newt's lungs and it's a little hard to breathe and his eyes sting because oh. Because Hermann looks healthy. Because he hasn't looked that way in a long, long time.

He's not entirely sure what face he's making right now, but Newt's abruptly positive it isn't a good one. He jerks his attention back down to the box in his hand, suddenly fumbling to pull gloves out.]

Test Drive Meme #9

whoops i made it angsty this was supposed to be funny 1/2