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ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʜᴀᴅʀɪᴇʟ ([personal profile] hadrielmods) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2016-05-21 11:32 am
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Test Drive Meme #9

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open May 24th, and apps are open June 1st.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!





F E A R

SCENARIO ONE:
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect chance to swarm around you and chow down. This time, the Door has brought in a group of malboro, from the Final Fantasy video game series.

These plant-like monsters are essentially comprised of long, tentacle-esque stalks- sometimes with eyes on the ends- and large, gaping mouths. Their breath can be poisonous and literally make you sick to your stomach, and- just your luck- they're carnivorous. Happy hunting!]



C O M B I N A T I O N

SCENARIO TWO: DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME
[You're so tired- at least you've got a reasonably safe place to rest your head at while you recuperate, right? After all, nothing can go wrong when you're asleep.

Aaand that's where you're mistaken. For this event, all characters who fall asleep will either be Hosts or Visitors in their, or someone else's dreams. All dreams are inflicted by one of the four gods (Hope, Delight, Rage, or Fear), and will have their presence influencing the events within your dreams in order to harvest their desired emotion from you.

The sky is essentially the limit, so long as your dreams correspond with one of the four gods. Happy sleeping!

This is a mini version of our Dreamwalker event this month!]



D E L I G H T

SCENARIO THREE: JUST SAY NO
[On your kitchen table the next morning is a blue pill. Just the one pill, along with a glass of what seems to be water. There's a note in elegant script next to the pill that merely says 'TAKE ME'.

If taken, the pill can have a variety of effects. You can hallucinate, you can get uncontrollable giggles, you can feel drunk, you can feel like colors all have textures and shapes and the world is looking at you through a kaleidoscope! The drug can have whatever effect the player desires, as long as it's pleasurable or fun.

So: do you take it? Can you hear someone who already took the drug, stumbling down the street? You, uh, might want to help them, and do be careful. There's no telling what kinds of monsters are still out there.]
keep_smiling: (coy??)

[personal profile] keep_smiling 2016-05-31 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
That might work! I'd prefer if you could leave me out of the fire, but I understand if you c--

[Too late. The front half of Elmer has been shoved into the marlboro's mouth. Things are looking bad.]
notjustinthemirror: (Oh that's amusing)

[personal profile] notjustinthemirror 2016-05-31 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very understanding of you.

[ He watches for a bit as the tentacled monstrosity chews a few times, legs still hanging outside of its mouth. Well, can't hurt to help.

He lights a bottle of tequila and tosses it onto the thing, setting it ablaze instantly.

Who he's helping is anyones guess.
]
keep_smiling: (sneaky grin)

[personal profile] keep_smiling 2016-06-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[It's pretty gruesome. There's crunching, there's blood, and then there's fire. The marlboro roars in surprise and pain, dropping the half-chewed Elmer in the process. The monster starts to skitter away, and miraculously, its snack is still breathing.

More than that, the bones that had snapped were popping back into place, and all that he bled was actually seeping away from the marlboro and back into Elmer. Fascinating and disgusting all at once. It's not long before he's sitting up, sheepishly scratching the back of his head.]


Ah... That was unpleasant! But you managed to get me out of there, so you should smile.

[Yes, he sees the mask. No, it's not changing his opinion.]
notjustinthemirror: (Take a swing)

[personal profile] notjustinthemirror 2016-06-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well well well. That was far more interesting than he thought it would be. ]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ He wouldn't smile even if it was physically possible. ]

If you were going to be okay the whole time why did you even need help in the first place? You could have dove in its mouth and exploded it from the inside.
keep_smiling: (hi hi)

[personal profile] keep_smiling 2016-06-05 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I could survive it, sure, that doesn't mean it doesn't still hurt.

[He stands up and brushes himself off, smiling easily all the while. Well, these clothes are ruined. C'est le vie.]

I don't know if I was really capable of exploding it, am I? That'd be pretty gruesome. And is it just me, or is that sort of monster really familiar? I wonder if I feel asleep playing my Gameboy again, and this is all a crazy dream.
notjustinthemirror: (Aim to please)

[personal profile] notjustinthemirror 2016-06-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well now was your chance to find out and you lost it. When will you get eaten by an eye monster again?