The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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[Welp.]

Never celebrated Christmas.

[ENJOY.]

What's Christmas?

[ You should've known. ]

It's... a holiday. That people celebrate and give each other presents and eat food until they're fat, and then a fat man comes into their house and eats their food.

[Or some shit like that. Yeah, Rey totally gets Christmas.]

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[Drinking to this one; he doesn't care in the slightest about the religious side, but an excuse for presents and drinking? Hell yeah.]

Is it not a thing where you're from, or you just choose not to?

My brother's Jewish.

[Joke's on you she got to experience EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS of presents.]

Oh, that's a good reason.

[Hey he's had Jewish friends before he knows Hanukkah presents usually suck. But the holiday itself is pretty cool.]

[RUUUUDE]

Yes. Am not Jewish personally, mind you. We were born and... brought up separately.

[If you could consider Rey's existence before that being "brought up", that is.]

Oh. That must've been... Weird.

[He really can't imagine, not having any siblings in the first place.]

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Is that a holiday?

From Earth, yes.

Oh. Did you not celebrate by choice, or...?

Oh, it was a choice.

[One of the few she was allowed to make, actually.]

I have never even... this is a human thing, isn't it.

Well, yes. And sort of a religion thing, though not everyone always pays attention to that side of the holiday.

I see. I've never even really stopped to consider human religion, now that you mention it, though from what I've seen there seems to be... a lot of them.

There are. My father was a Jainist and my brother was Jewish... and that barely even scrapes all the different sorts of shit people believe out there.