The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Tasted something. [Just one look at his icy face should be enough to tell that he doesn't even have a mouth, and thus no tongue with which to experience this sensation!]

Oh c'mon. That's not fair.

[there's the shot.]

What is not fair about it? You never specified that these had to be relegated to human experiences. [That is a smug ice alien grin right there; he thinks he's so clever.]

You might as well have gone 'had human skin'! Or 'been unable to survive at sub-zero temperatures'!

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Does it count if you didn't have a sense of taste for over ninety years?

The name of the game is "Never Have I Ever", is it not? I'm no expert on the rules, of course, but it seems to me that if you have ever tasted something, you should drink.

Only for the last four years, though.

[AND IT WAS AWESOME GLACIUS YOU SHOULD TRY THIS TASTING THING TOO]

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[Drink.

Also, oh my god???]

Wait, so how do you, like, eat or whatever?

You have seen my ability to shift my body into a variety of shapes, yes? It is somewhat like that--I use my abilities to liquefy my food and then absorb the nutrients that my body needs directly from it.

Edited 2016-05-23 03:38 (UTC)

Oh. Okay. Could you somehow make it so your brain translates what you eat as flavor?

Used "ee-moe-gees". [Just the way he awkwardly does his best to pronounce the word should be evidence enough that the expressive little faces he's seen littering the network's text chats are completely foreign to him!]

Edited 2016-05-22 03:30 (UTC)

[He has to carefully not laugh as he takes his shot, especially since he and Emily are responsible for the emoji plague released upon Hadriel.]

[GLACIUS DOES NOT YET KNOW THAT ACTUALLY though once he got over his confusion he'd probably be quietly impressed that someone that seems as young as Chris was able to program such a thing! Instead he gives Chris A Look, catching that hastily-stifled laugh.] Yes yes, very funny human. Being a stranger in a city populated mostly by one outside species is not so easy!

[His slightly delicate ego would totally appreciate that. He grins good-naturedly at Glacius' comment.]

Hey, emojis aren't speciesist; you're totally welcome to use them you know.

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[ that did not make her smile and chuck a shot back or anything ] What? They're useful.

For what? Can you not express yourself? [Asks the ice alien whose face normally looks so impassive it can be hard to get a read on him.]

Edited 2016-05-23 03:36 (UTC)

[ I mean she has like three facial expressions and a deadpan sense of humour so... ] No.

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[Not drinking.]

I'm with you on this one. Foolish things.

Wow bro what'd emojis ever do to you?

[So rude!!! Only he's not actually offended but still.]

I fail to see the point in them.

[At least he's honest.]

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I do not even... why not just say what you mean? Or make the face yourself? I suppose some of them do look rather foolish... humans attempting to save face, perhaps?

[Drinks.]

You downloaded the ones we made, right? We'll make more if people ask for more. Then you can check this one off your 'never' list.

You? You made those? But--but how??

I drew them, Chris coded them. Don't ask me more than that, though. He's the technogeek.