The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Never have I ever

[ god that is a long pause for thought ] dated someone for longer than a month.

[He's actually super pleased to be able to drink about this. It's been about four months now, which is crazy to think about.]

[ how cute bless. ] What's their name? [ I mean no one has ever looked that happy about taking a forfeit before. ]

Ashley. She's uh, here actually.

[They're just possibly the most low-key couple ever.]

[ Slight brow raise of being impressed. ] How long's it been? [ Honestly, she just doesn't quite get the relationship thing but society talks about it enough that she can at least appreciate that it's an important and happy thing in the lives of others. ]

About four months. I mean, sort of longer for me, but not really? It's uh, confusing timeline stuff, but yeah. Four months works.

[It's so confusing but whether it's four or six it doesn't matter, he's just really happy about it.]

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[Huffs and.... stays shotless.]

[ hey, some solidarity. ] Your choice, or...? [ that huff could mean anything. ]

I never really had the time. I bounced around for a few years.

[A beat.] Um, ten years.

Everything else is just a matter of things being, well, complicated.

[ She nods along to the explanation and decides not to press further on that. ] Time can be hard to find. [ which was usually the reason Marc gave about the stream of girlfriends in his life. She needed more time than I had. ]

[Not drinking, though it's probably not because he's a fickle date.]

[ nooo, no cute little couples? Boo. ] You too?

I'd be drinking if it were otherwise, now wouldn't I?

... Point taken.

[ fuck.

fuck.

FUCK.

he'll drink. ]

[ well at least there's some part of her life that can drive others to drinking. Not that she looks incredibly, drunkenly pleased when people do take a shot, or anything. Naaaah. ]

[ most painful shot of his life negl. ]

[ this is why romance is useless. ]</small<

[ cheers to that. ]

[Drinks.]

Is it weird I pictured you for that kind of person? Like, not a relationship person.

[shrugs ] Probably not. [ but get those boys, Em. ]

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To some. [ It works very well in getting people drunk in human society ok. ]

[ She doesn't get it either tbh. ] Dating is just a chore. Never really got why others were so worked up about it. As long as y'have some friends.

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