Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[cashlin]

[but he looks like such a weenie........]

For what, jaywalking?

[tongueamok]

I'm not even sure what that is.

[Way to slide away from that question, Carlisle.]

[cashlin]

Not using the designated crosswalk when you go across the street.

[uh huh, dude.]

Seriously. What did you do time for?

[tongueamok]

It wasn't 'doing time.' I was imprisoned for a period on suspicion of murder.

1/2 this is the worst

[cashlin]

And?

[cashlin]

Wait.











Oh. Oh yeah. That usually gets enforced on other planets. My bad.

[tongueamok]

[Have a look of disgust, Lilith.]

[cashlin]

[SHRUGS????????]

C'mon. Do I look like I'm from Eden-5?

[tongueamok]

I have no idea where that is, but if that's the kind of thing that is commonplace there, then I am happy to never visit.

[cashlin]

Oh, no. You'd love Eden-5. Real nice. A lot of families and people who look both ways before they cross the street.

It's Pandora that's full of insane, cannibalistic ex-cons and murderous bandit warlords. I'm probably gonna settle around New Haven as soon as I get out of here.

[ :D ]

[tongueamok]

... Right. You're the sort who actually deserved to be imprisoned. Got it.

[cashlin]

[Wow, rude. She'll take it in stride, though, even if she is on the end of the Pandoran social spectrum with markedly less flesh-stripping and wound-salting.]

No rest for the wicked.

[tongueamok]

If that were true, you'd likely not be getting any sleep at all, not just this week because of the false gods and their machinations.

[The rude train never stops for Carlisle, apparently.]

[cashlin]

[are you upset carlisle.]

Ever heard of something called a figure of speech, buddy?

[thechoiceisyours]

[Okay he's... Kind of morbidly curious for reasons.]

That uh... Sucked, I'm guessing?

[tongueamok]

Yes, yes it did.

[Okay, so it was better when a perfect stranger was prying into his business because haha we're all having fun with this game, aren't we?, but now it's someone he kind of knows. That's far more mortifying, and it shows in his avoidant expression.]

[thechoiceisyours]

[It's okay Carlisle he's not judging.]

Yeah. Uh, that's what I figured.

[And if he hadn't been drinking he'd just leave it there, but--]

I'm uh... Probably gonna get arrested for the same thing back home at some point? So...

[The worst solidarity ever.]

[tongueamok]

[Man, is it ever.]

You... are?

[thechoiceisyours]

[He sighs a little.]

Yeah, I mean, obviously I didn't actually do it and there's no way there'd be enough evidence for the charge to stick, but...

[He's pretty sure it'll happen.]

[tongueamok]

[He frowns.]

I'm sorry. To be falsely accused and imprisoned is something I'd never wish upon anyone. Especially if there is nothing you can do about it.

[thechoiceisyours]

[He's quiet a few seconds, then tries to offer a faint smile.]

Yeah, thanks. And hey, maybe I'm being paranoid anyway.

[Hopefully.]

Did uh... Everything work out okay for you in the end?