The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Never... [Sigh.] Never have I ever...

Wanted to fuck a guy.

You motherf--

[fine FINE tosses back her shot and sulks about it]

Told you I'm running out of ideas. I lead an exciting life.

[and so will lilith, the future heir to the bootycall throne]

This hangover is gonna be worse than the time Delight threw us a party.

[That gets Bigby one hell of a pissy look. Wow, really, asshole? Really?]

[He also definitely drinks.]

[Is it just because it's Bigby saying it? He doesn't give a shit who Gren fucks.]

[Also because this is the second one of Bigby's that he's had to drink to. So, y'know, fuck Bigby, that's why, and not in the fun way because no.]

[Honestly, he should probably just drink the whole bottle right now, not because he's banged that many dudes or anything, but just so that it dulls out Bigby's presence to something tolerable.]