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Never Have I Ever

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Dolphins. You're serious?

Quite serious. I'd link you to the video but there's no YouTube here.

Nah, i'm good- don't need any more nightmares.

No. You don't, do you.

You seem very unwilling to discuss the subject. I'm not sure what the problem is.

I'm discussing dolphins right now!

Masturbation, not dolphins.

What, you want to sit around and chat about it?

Would that be a problem?

[ Castiel is accusing Dean of being a prude? ]

[ OH IT IS SO ON. ]

Not if it is for you.

It's not a problem for me. I'm not ashamed of your body.

You and me both, buddy.

Well then. There's no problem. [ A pause. ] Is it ever as satisfying, to you, as being with a woman?

[ Not holding his punches, then. ]

[ WOW you sure did just get down to business. ]

Uh. Yeah, I mean. [ Welp. ] Not even close.

Never? Then why do it at all?

Cause it still feels good?

But why not seek out a partner every time? You're attractive enough to do so.

You're tellin' me to hit up the bar every night? That's a new one.

If the same applied to every man and woman, the desire to copulate nightly, then I would imagine that it would be quite a matter of fact arrangement.

Cas, not everyone wants to fuck every single night. There's a reason we all don't jerk one off every chance we get.

I see, so you... You'd turn down companionship, if it were a night when you weren't interested?

I didn't say that.

You implied it.

So it depends on the night, okay? Not saying i've ever turned it down but I don't exactly go looking when I don't got the time.

Ah, I see. But you can make time for masturbation.

Still kinda depends.

(no subject)

strangelic - 2016-05-22 15:34 (UTC) - Expand

NOT EVEN HERE

dedikated - 2016-05-22 18:41 (UTC) - Expand

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