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Chris Hartley ([personal profile] thechoiceisyours) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2016-05-21 10:08 pm

Never Have I Ever

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme





Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE
kickingand: (pic#10144533)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Dolphins. You're serious?
strangelic: (b: bushy tailed)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Quite serious. I'd link you to the video but there's no YouTube here.
kickingand: (pic#10177747)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, i'm good- don't need any more nightmares.
strangelic: (b: tree cat monkey)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
No. You don't, do you.

You seem very unwilling to discuss the subject. I'm not sure what the problem is.
kickingand: (pic#10144456)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm discussing dolphins right now!
strangelic: (b: punishment)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Masturbation, not dolphins.
kickingand: (pic#10106325)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
What, you want to sit around and chat about it?
strangelic: (c: hopeful)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Would that be a problem?

[ Castiel is accusing Dean of being a prude? ]
kickingand: (pic#10144464)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH IT IS SO ON. ]

Not if it is for you.
strangelic: (b: bushy tailed)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a problem for me. I'm not ashamed of your body.
kickingand: (pic#10144570)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
You and me both, buddy.
strangelic: (b: blue eyes)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well then. There's no problem. [ A pause. ] Is it ever as satisfying, to you, as being with a woman?

[ Not holding his punches, then. ]
kickingand: (pic#10113635)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WOW you sure did just get down to business. ]

Uh. Yeah, I mean. [ Welp. ] Not even close.
strangelic: (b: blue eyes)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Never? Then why do it at all?
kickingand: (pic#10051270)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause it still feels good?
strangelic: (b: not consulted)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But why not seek out a partner every time? You're attractive enough to do so.
kickingand: (pic#10144545)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're tellin' me to hit up the bar every night? That's a new one.
strangelic: (b: harmless)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If the same applied to every man and woman, the desire to copulate nightly, then I would imagine that it would be quite a matter of fact arrangement.
kickingand: (pic#10144459)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Cas, not everyone wants to fuck every single night. There's a reason we all don't jerk one off every chance we get.
strangelic: (b: broken pieces)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I see, so you... You'd turn down companionship, if it were a night when you weren't interested?
kickingand: (pic#10144444)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that.
strangelic: (b: with dean again)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You implied it.
kickingand: (pic#10144489)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So it depends on the night, okay? Not saying i've ever turned it down but I don't exactly go looking when I don't got the time.
strangelic: (b: discovery)

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. But you can make time for masturbation.
kickingand: (pic#10144535)

[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-22 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Still kinda depends.

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[personal profile] strangelic - 2016-05-22 15:34 (UTC) - Expand

NOT EVEN HERE

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