Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[unfollowing]

Never have I ever been a weeb.

[dedikated]

A... What? [ don't tell her she's getting old and out of touch with slang... ]

[unfollowing]

A loser geek so obsessed with Japan that they try to "act Japanese" even though they're not, but they get it totally wrong anyway because they only have fucking stupid anime to go by.

[Like, if you're gonna be into anime, at least have the decency to pick shit that's worth watching. Not fucing Naruto.]

[dedikated]

[ okay, that's a level of pathetic kate had thought impossible. She's just going to blink and not drink thanks. ]

Don't think I've even seen one. Do they leave their basements?

[unfollowing]

[YES THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.]

They'll probably die there. No one will know because they never leave anyway. One day the stentch will clue someone in.

[dedikated]

[ Lovely. Like the smell of corpse wasn't bad enough, now she's imagining the smell of unwashed corpse. ]

Least I'm never going to worry about disappointing my parents now. [ Pretty sure her entire past does not quite match up to the level of pathetic you'd need to fap over anime. ]

[unfollowing]

[Gross gross GROSS.]

Right? Ugh.

[dedikated]

And they prob'ly won't repopulate.

[unfollowing]

Thank god.

[mismanagement]

I have no idea what that is.

[unfollowing]

A basement-dwelling supernerd whose idea of Japan is based off creepy male fantasies of women with enormous tits in maid outfits serving their every need and answering to the quote-unquote "endearment" waifu.

[mismanagement]

...that sounds awful. There are individuals like this in your world?

[unfollowing]

Unfortunately. [Can you tell she hates them.]

[mismanagement]

My sympathies, then.

[unfollowing]

Thank you, they're really annoying.