Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[strangelic]

In general.

[dedikated]

ah. Not as much as I used to.

[strangelic]

And it's never occurred to you to make up for that discrepancy?

[dedikated]

Never really felt like it.

[strangelic]

Perhaps your sex drive simply isn't that strong.

[ So inappropriate. ]

[dedikated]

[ it's fine, she'll be too hungover to remember this in the morning. ]

It's powered by booze.

[strangelic]

That could be the problem. Alcohol is counterproductive to the pursuit of carnal pleasure.

i'm so sorry

[dedikated]

... You saying I'd have a wank if I was teetotal?

ahaha

[strangelic]

I... Um. I did say that, I suppose.

Maybe?

[dedikated]

Sounded like what you said.

[strangelic]

Well I... Suppose. It's possible.

[dedikated]

It is. [ You know, maybe she should test that theory at some point. ]

[strangelic]

In which case I won't take it back.

[ You do that. ]

[dedikated]

Alllrighty then. [ I mean it's certainly better than apologising for something that wasn't even offensive in the first place. ]