The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Oh. Isn't that dancing?

... I suppose it is. [ like a tiny subset of it. ] Never thought of it like that.

If I could do that, it wouldn't be a problem.

You can't move your head? [ was that really the point to take from this? ]

I can move my head. And I find music stirring, but it just doesn't... I wasn't created with dancing in mind.

[ Okay. That is- ] You're weird.

Well, I'll grant you this, it took you longer to work that out than most.

[ Or just to say it. ] Thought i'd give you th' benefit of the doubt.

[ There's that too. ] That's very kind of you.

You're th' first person to ever say that.

You're the first to ever express such caution over my oddness.

I know a lot of weirdos. Takes a while to know if they think they are.

It isn't my fault, per se. I was simply made by different rules.

What kinda rules? [ she isn't judging, just curious. ]

Well, out of different materials, for a start. Humans are made of carbon and water, and angels are made of light and intent.

[ You know... not even going to question that because she has a second circulatory system pumping supernatural powers in her body. ]

Does that mean you can, like... go intangible? [ Because that is an important question ok ]

Yes. And invisible, at least to a human gaze.

Now that's useful. [ Do you know how hard it is to stealth with bright pink hair. ]

It's not something I do often. Humans consider it very rude.

Humans get that way sometimes. [ Like, no one said you could use the teleportation service. Stop whining. ]

They do. Although to be fair, I was spying on them.

[ Blinks briefly. ] That's rude whether you're invisible or not.

I feel very sorry about it, if that helps.

[ A brief nod of the head. ] Some things gotta be done.

[ Like, she has no room to get on a high horse for spying. It's positively harmless really. ]

It didn't end as well as I'd hoped.

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