Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[unfollowing]

[Drinks.]

Wait. Aren't you an angel? Like, from the Bible?

How have you not celebrated Jesus's birthday? Even I've celebrated that nominally, and I'm as secular as it gets.

[strangelic]

Well, first of all, the 25th of December isn't really Jesus' birthday, and furthermore since the angels knew when he'd be born some time before humanity, and some time before Christmas was even invented...

It would rather be a moot point, wouldn't it? Like arriving at a surprise party after the "Surprise!"

[unfollowing]

And January 1st isn't the original date of the new year. Nobody gives a shit.

It's still a party. You'd just be fashionably late at that point. [Duh.]

[strangelic]

I don't understand how it's fashionable to be late. Besides, Jesus is important to humanity, he's not as big a deal upstairs.

[unfollowing]

How though? Isn't he your boss?

[strangelic]

Well...no. And I don't really have a boss, any more.

[unfollowing]

How the fuck is Jesus, literally god, not the boss of all the angels?

[strangelic]

Well, he wasn't really God. Transcription issues.

[unfollowing]

Oh my god. Oh my god. So who the fuck are people worshipping? Some dead guy?

[strangelic]

Some dead guy.

[ Tact, he has it. ]

[unfollowing]

That's fucking amazing.

[brb laughing forever]

[strangelic]

Er... Well, if you say so.

[ Does not get. ]