Chris Hartley (
thechoiceisyours) wrote in
dankmemes2016-05-21 10:08 pm
Never Have I Ever
The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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[Nerd squad over here.]
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It's an expectation that you'd pass your classes, though, and it's not even that hard. Like, why would you even put that in your nevers list? Why don't you just say "I'm a nerd" and be done with it?
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Hey, to be fair like, it's a wonder I passed my high school classes as drunk as I was a lot of the time.
[Okay not really because high school was indeed ridiculously easy BUT STILL.]
And my college classes aren't easy! I mean, they sort of are, but not all of them.
Besides, nerds fail classes all the time. Two different things.
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[Honestly Chris.]
Okay but if you do the work, you pass, right? It's not like you'd be in that major if you didn't want to do the work anyway.
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[Yep. Hardcore is definitely the word to describe Chris.]
Well, yeah, for my major classes, but I still have gen eds. If I have to read one more book written by some crusty old guy about whatever social problem was going on at the time and then write a paper on what a great point he's made I'm going back to the mountain to become a wendigo-hunter.
[He really hates his general education English courses.]
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Okay, that's totally fair.