Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[cashlin]

[slags and very few reasons to up and leave planets honestly]

M'drunk already. I just gotta move onto step two.

[dedikated]

[ She moved countries and continents ok that counts. I mean that wasn't until her twenties but WHATEVER. ]

Well then. Pick a target.

[cashlin]

[Looks left.

Looks right.

Okay, coast is clear.]

I did, and I can't. We're friends, and I'm gonna screw it up if I do.

[dedikated]

[ I mean, that really doesn't seem like that much of a problem. ]

Friends can shag.

[ Pause. ]

Unless that's the problem.

[cashlin]

It's kind of the problem, yes!!

[dedikated]

Talk to them, you wazzock. [ No really, she does not get it. ] Unless you want t' pine for th' rest of ya time here.

[cashlin]

You know what? Fine.

[mumble mumble you're the wazzock kate]

I've had enough for that t'make sense.

i'm not sorry

[dedikated]

[ She is not why do you romantics have to make everything so complikated. ] Seriously. If they say no, just take time to deal and don't be a dick about it.

[cashlin]

See, that makes sense. So I dunno why it's so much of a pain to get myself to do it.

[dedikated]

I'll do it for you. [ No she actually would. ]

[cashlin]

Kate, no!

[dedikated]

[ What she doesn't even know who we're on about here. ]

Takes th' pressure off you.

[ And will probably result in the most awful proposition ever. ]

[cashlin]

[BUT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS!!!!]

No. No way. I'm gonna do it myself. Watch me.

[dedikated]

[ And somehow she's managed to avoid the gossip aren't you lucky. ]

Go on then. [ See. That's how you get people to do shit. ]

[watashinonamaewa]

[ Get it?




Screw it up?




Well. It's funny to her. ]

Have you talked to them about it?

[cashlin]

[WHY ARE ALL OF YOU GANGING UP ON HER]

I'm working on it, I swear.

[watashinonamaewa]

[ Get Lilith Laid: The Drinking Game. ]

Should be easy if they're drunk too.

[cashlin]

They are, but I'm not gonna do it now.

[dedikated]

[ Goddammit she does and she snorts. ]

[unfollowing]

[DO IT JUST DO IT JUST GO UP TO HER AND KISS HER HOLY HIT.]

This is going to take five hundred fucking years.

[cashlin]

[BURY HER IN A SHALLOW GRAVE]

I'm working on it!

[unfollowing]

Um, you're clearly not.

[cashlin]

I didn't say I was working quickly.

[unfollowing]

Chop chop, bitch. We're waiting.

[cashlin]

[FACE IN HANDS]

I'm trying.