Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

gren

[murderpotato]

[murderpotato]

Never have I ever...

[Fuck, this is hard. He's done a lot of shit in his life.]

gotten too fuckin' drunk to remember where I live.

[He might forget his own name, but he'll always find his way home (or to the shitty cot at the back of Holly's bar, either one.)]

[dedikated]

... [ Nope! ] So drunk I couldn't be bothered t' climb the stairs though. That's happened.

[murderpotato]

Yeah, we've all fuckin' been there.

[The drunk struggle is real.]

[dedikated]

[ Especially in the Spires oh GOD she is just going to sleep in the bar tonight. ]

[mismanagement]

...

[takes a drink]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Sheepish drink.]

[wormintheglass]

To be entirely fair, I have always moved around a great deal.

100% DIRECTED AT BIGBY WOLF

[murderpotato]

Never have I ever wanted to fuck Snow White.

[cashlin]

[...............]

What's she look like?

[murderpotato]

I guess she's hot for a broad? Dark hair, nice rack. Frigid bitch, though.

[cashlin]

[aaaaaayyyyyy]

Sounds hot, but I'm reserving my shot 'till I see her.

[murderpotato]

Then you're gonna be fuckin' waiting. Or ask Wolf, he's probably got a fuckin' picture of her or something, he fuckin' moons after her ass hard enough.

[cashlin]

Heh! Wolf. Moon.

[she's had 50000 shots ok]

[murderpotato]

...how many fuckin' shots have you done?

[cashlin]

Uuuuuuhhh.

Too many?

[murderpotato]

Learn to hold your fuckin' liquor.

[cashlin]

Not all of us have fifteen billion years of experience.

N' puns are funny. Sue me.

[bluffed]

Stripper name or -

[ It sounds absolutely outrageous. ]

[murderpotato]

It's her real name.

[Gren has zero room to judge on the weirdness of names, so he's just... not.]

[wormintheglass]

We may be talking about an entirely different Snow White, of course.

[murderpotato]

Evil stepmother, lived with a bunch of fuckin' dwarves or some shit, poison apple? Probably the same one.

[Not a whole lot of Snow Whites out there, to be honest.]

[wormintheglass]

Sweetheart, that's a piece of core mythology in a wide swathe of universes - when you take into account all the parasite realities, mirror realities, inverted realities, orphan timelines and virtual realities, you might be talking about several planets' worth of Snow Whites.

[She muses, and drinks again.]

I think the one I remember best was probably a cosplayer, actually. But she was quite delightful.

[murderpotato]

I'm talkin' about core fuckin' mythologies, I am a fuckin' core mythology.

[Or, well, in his universe he's the core mythology, but this is the part where canon gets meta and this shit is hard, okay.]