Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[murderpotato]

You're, what, fuckin' twenty-something? You'll find a fuckin' dick to choke on sooner or later.

[Trust him, he's a million years old, he knows these things. There will always be another dick to choke on.]

[cashlin]

Twenty-seven, dude. And I appreciate it. I think.

[murderpotato]

Yeah, whatever. Just take my fuckin' fifteen hundred years of advice, there's always more dick. And most of it you don't fuckin' want anyway.

[The struggle of liking dudes when most dudes are assholes.]

[cashlin]

If I hadn't had ten too many I'd drink the fuck to that.

[she feels it buddy oh boy does she ever]

[murderpotato]

Fuckin' tell me about it.

[Well, now he's just going to drink because fuck his life.]

And, fuck, if you like pussy, you might as well stick with that. [He gestures at himself with his glass indicating, like, all males eveywhere.] 'Cause we're all fuckin' shitshows.

[cashlin]

Oh, c'mon. I haven't given up on dicks yet. The problem is finding a dick that's not attached to a shitshow, then getting that dick to have sex with you.

[You know what, same, Gren. She hates all you men AND YET... shot....]

[murderpotato]

The only dick that ain't attached to a shitshow is made of fuckin' silicone.

[Y'know what, fuck it, they're both getting shitfaced. He's pouring shots for both of them, because they're in the same shitty dudeboat.]

[cashlin]

A-fuckin'-men.

[whoop there it is, thanks for the 552435943th shot]

[murderpotato]

Good fuckin' luck, anyway. Who're you gonna fuck around here, Rhys?

[Because if there's anybody who he's certain is getting less sex than Lilith, it's Rhys.]

[cashlin]

[spUTTERS]

Oh my God. I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

[murderpotato]

Yeah, we ain't exactly rollin' in choice dick around here.

[Gren's prospects for dick are sitting right about in 'NOPE' territory and don't look like they're getting better any time soon.]