Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[strangelic]

There would be a point where it ceased being masturbation.

I've known Dean for several years, and he's shown only a predilection for members of the opposite gender. I'm sure he hasn't even looked once in my direction.

Well...perhaps once, when I showed him my wings. [ If he were talking to anyone else they'd think that was a euphemism. ]

[retiredfromhell]

Wings are an entirely different matter, Castiel. Mortals go insane if they see mine, hence another good reason to have burned them.

[ But mostly it was so Amenadiel would stop trying to use them as leverage. ]

As for the rest, you should talk to Dean.

[strangelic]

I don't think you know anything about him that I don't.

[ Arrogance. It's true. ]

[retiredfromhell]

Oooohhh, so then you know about his liking to wear ladies pink satin panties that do nothing to cover up his ... monkey?

[strangelic]

...

......

Pardon?

[retiredfromhell]

I walked in on a most fascinating dream of his, it's almost had a very enjoyable ending for both Dean and myself.

[strangelic]

I don't think I experienced that dream. I think I'd have remembered it.

You are the deceiver. Why should I believe you?

[retiredfromhell]

Castiel, think about it for a moment. Have I ever lied?

Perhaps not the entire truth at a time but a direct, fabrication?

[ Was he that different in this other world? ]

If you'd like I can run down the placement of all moles and birthmarks.

[strangelic]

No, you've never lied.

[ Which means he should believe it, straight up, but-- ]

I suppose since it was a dream, there need not be anything to it.