Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[liquid_serpent]

I was born a son of the legendary Big Boss. He was the best solider in the world some say. [He hates him but he's pleased he gained the skills off of him.]

Also, I'm no mere man. I was born a clone and have a genetically enhanced body structure, so I can withstand battles most men would die from. My IQ is 180 and I run an organisation called FOXHOUND containing specialist soldiers from around the globe.

[Yep, there we go.]

[tongueamok]

All that, and you couldn't kill one woman on your own. I suppose you don't get to drink after all, now do you?

[Not that he would have preferred Liquid to kill Rey, but hey, he had a great view of your failure from his apartment.]

[liquid_serpent]

That was different.

[Of course it was, Liquid. You just got burnt and couldn't beat her, since she had fire.]

How was I supposed to know she had fire as a weapon?

[tongueamok]

You say that as though you're going to know all the secrets of your enemies before you pick a fight. I'm but 'a mere man' [yes, that was complete with air quotes] and even I know to observe the lake before jumping in.

[liquid_serpent]

I was forced to become her assassin by the will of the gods'. That wasn't my choice. Yet, I had no idea she had such power. If I did then I may have approached the situation differently.

[tongueamok]

Good to know that for all your supposed skills, you're a lousy assassin. You barely made a dent in her. Made my work easy.