it's that time again


♡ THE HEARTS/TL;CR MEME ♡
❣ Post a blank comment for your character.
❣ Reply to other characters using the appropriate hearts.
❣ Optionally, customize the text included in the code to make the hearts more personal!
❣ Also optionally, tl;dr on what those hearts mean OOCly, OR you can ICly react! Whatever you want!
❣ Spread all your terrible feelings. We gotta keep those gods fed, yo.
❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." | ❤ "You're my family." | ❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." |
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." | ❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." | ❤ "I would date you." |
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." | ❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." | ❤ "I respect you." |
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." | ❤ "You are my friend." | ❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." |
❤ "You confuse me" | ❤ "You amuse me." | ❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." |
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." | ❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." | ❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." |
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." | ❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." | ❤ "I would kill you." |

big bad sack of dicks
I read that as 'big bad sad dick' at first
"You're a fuckin asshole."
"And I'm tired of all your stupid shit."
"I don't want you to take anything else from me, but I don't think anyone could stop you if you tried."
TBF it's not exactly wrong
"I don't hate you as much as you think I do."
"But you're still an asshole."
"And you make my job a shitload more difficult than it needs to be."
"You think you're the only person who thinks I'd be a lot better off six feet under?"
no subject
"you seem pretty great idk"
"someday we gotta hang when we're not running for our lives"
"fighting's a stretch, but i'd get you outta danger"
more dickitude
"Nice to see more law enforcement in town."
"I get the feeling we have quite a bit in common, despite our obvious differences."
"Don't think you'll need a rescue anytime soon, but if you need a hand, I'm around."
"Let's swap stories sometime."
no subject
"Jerk."
no subject
"Asshole."