Near will be annoyed with the poking but his feelings don't matter. :P

Near on the other hand has no idea what to do with extreme levels of stupid because they're so incredibly unrelatable to him. (You know, like he relates well to people at all to begin with.) He won't quite know what to do at first. Probably want to do something in the next couple of days, anyway. Mello (the one person he happens to give a legitimate damn about) is getting murdered by Bianca soon and he will be super not leaving the house for a bit after that because he needs to rip apart his toys and sulk and crave chocolate like a mature adult does.