Two Truths and a Lie

[thechoiceisyours]

• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess.
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Have fun!

Comments

Emily

[unfollowing]

1. I love bubble tea

2. When I was six, my aunts threw me a Hello Kitty birthday party in Japan

3. I wear contacts

[thechoiceisyours]

Bubble tea is the only tea worth drinking, let's be real here.

[unfollowing]

Get the fuck out.

[tongueamok]

What's a Hello Kitty?

[unfollowing]

You know that cat emoji drew? She looks like that but with a red bow on her head and a cute dress. She's pretty popular worldwide where I'm from.

[tongueamok]

I see. So... she's a kitten-kind?

[unfollowing]

The company that made her says she's actually human, but don't ask me to explain because that's bullshit. She looks like a cat. She is a cat. I don't know why they expected people to think she was human.

[tongueamok]

Was she human once, then... somehow transfigured into a kitten-kind?

[unfollowing]

[What the fuck.]

I don't know. She's a character someone made up. I'm not into Sanrio character lore. Goddamn.

[tongueamok]

So is that one the lie, then? Or do you know just enough about her to make her sound like an abomination?

[unfollowing]

That's not the lie.

[Hello Kitty is just... a thing. What the fuck, Carlisle, chill.]

[tongueamok]

B why would anyone's relatives throw them a party featuring a horrific human-cat amalgamation? Did they want to torment you?

[He is probably imagining this "Hello Kitty" character as a far worse creature than she really is.]

[unfollowing]

Oh my god, she's not horrific. When I was little, I thought she was really cute.

[tongueamok]

Are you sure she's not horrific? Because she sounds horrific. Perhaps we have two different definitions of 'horrific' between our worlds.

[unfollowing]

Oh my god. I'll draw her for you later so you can see she's not horrific.

[tongueamok]

Fine. We'll see.

[He is prepared to judge her as horrific no matter what she looks like. All the cute bows in the world can't make her appealing, okay.]

[unfollowing]

[A few minutes later, Emily sends a rough sketch of Hello Kitty. Pretend that is both rough and a sketch.]

[tongueamok]

[One can practically feel him squinting at the image, scrutinizing it for the horrors that lie just beneath her kitten facade.

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I suppose I stand corrected.

[unfollowing]

[That's good enough for her. Emily out.]

[glacius]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS SEND HELP] Ah... well, don't you humans suffer from involuntary spasms of the diaphragm when you take in too much air or carbonation? Drinking something full of bubbles does not sound like it would be very enjoyable for you.

[unfollowing]

They're not literal bubbles. They're chewy little balls made of tapioca -- that's a starch. That gets put in this tea mixture that's usually sweet. You have it cold. It's really good and comes in different flavors and colors.

[glacius]

Oh! Well... I don't really taste, so I don't know how much the experience would do for me, but... I do like cold things.

[unfollowing]

I'd buy you one if we had any here. They're so good on a hot day.

[glacius]

And I would very much appreciate it if you did. I will take any chance to cool off on a hot day. Even with my personal thermoregulation technology, the heat can be rather grueling.

[unfollowing]

You use technology to stay cold? Huh! I thought it was magic.

[When did magic become more logical than technology to her. Oh well.]

Whatever works, though, right?