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Two Truths and a Lie

• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess.
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Have fun!

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your conclusion worked out, but your hypothesis was unsound.

Let me guess. You technically can, it's just that you won't.

maybe. keep guessing, though. this is fun.

You're a tricky one.

[Now he's enjoying himself. It's like a riddle.]

You physically can't. You get up and someone forces you to sit back down back down because you've lit things on fire before.

aw geez. who am i, my brother?

I don't know. Are you?

[Just keep talking, Sans. He can do this all day.]

few feet too short for that, i'm afraid.

It still doesn't necessarily mean you are yourself. You could just be someone else.

c'mon now, how many skeletons do you know? we're not countin' the ones in your closet, mind.

Appearances mean very little, you know. Just because one looks like a skeleton doesn't necessarily mean one is a skeleton.

well, uh, in this case, you can take my word for it.

Ah, so now you are claiming you are what you say you are?

what part of "my name's sans the skeleton" is unclear to you, exactly?

Why the name Sans?

[Yes, he did just randomly change the subject.]

[SMOOTH]

you'd have to ask my parents.

[He'd ask how skeletons reproduce, but he's not sure he wants to know the answer. Some questions are better left a mystery.]

So what's the real reason you can't cook?

I can. I just don't.

'Cause my bro loves doin' it too much.

Do you miss him?

[Another change of subject, this one the kind Ushahin loves to pull on people: direct, to the point, and about them.]

[None of your beeswax. Though if Sans is surprised, he doesn't show it.]

You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

[He gives Sans a patient look. He'll get to him eventually.]

I can already guess the answer. I was giving you the courtesy of being honest.

[huehuehue]

wasn't aware courtesy was something in your hypothetical arsenal

You should give me the benefit of the doubt. I'm full of surprises.

surprises can be good or bad, depending on the context.

This is true. I do try to make sure mine are the good kind.

[Of course, his definition of good can be quite skewed.]

sure, pal.

[SURE.]

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