feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend

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❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." | ❤ "You're my family." | ❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." |
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." | ❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." | ❤ "I would date you." |
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." | ❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." | ❤ "I respect you." |
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." | ❤ "You are my friend." | ❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." |
❤ "You confuse me" | ❤ "You amuse me." | ❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." |
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." | ❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." | ❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." |
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." | ❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." | ❤ "I would kill you." |

sans
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"You seem adorable. Also any friend of Rey's is worth knowing."
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"Hey, thanks. Same goes to you."
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"Poker night sometime soon? Presuming the cave doesn't catch fire first."
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"You're on, buddy."
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"Scratch that one off the list."
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"You were kind to me when you didn't need to be. Perhaps I'll return the favor someday."
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"Feeling's mutual."
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"Wanna make friendship bracelets?"
"Seriously."
"We should hang out more."
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"Ditto. You're good people."
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"You confuse me"
"You amuse me?"
"No, definitely this one."
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"Clearly this is a basis for a long and happy friendship."
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"Can I just do this color heart about four more times? Because Sans is just that cool."
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"Feeling's mutual, by home pal buddy chum."
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"it's like your jokes are funny or something."
"sure."
"well, at least we've got that already covered."
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"Aw, shucks. Love ya too."
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"I'd like to get to know you better. You were nice to me when I lost my friend, after all."
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"Feeling's mutual."
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"Even I am in awe of your pun skills."
"Especially since I'm getting the feeling there's a whole lot more to you than the puns thing."
"I'm guessing this isn't a shock at this point."
"You frighten or unsettle me, but don't take it personally. A lot of people do."
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"I possess the same level of confusion."
"Understanding will take a long time."
"And I am angry about the photographs."
"Something may change."
"But I still expect it to happen."
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"You're very funny! Or should I say punny?"
"You're neat and easy to talk to, seems like we get along!"
"In good fun of course~"
"Once I get settled in this weird place we should hang out more!"
"You seem very huggable!"
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"You have rescued Newton."
"Frankly, I don't know what we are."
"You are insincere."
"Not. With. Puns."
"Not everything."
"You are insincere."
"Blighted wordplay."
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"I'd like to get to know you better. This time don't run off."
"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you. THIS TIME DON'T RUN OFF."
"You confuse me. Why did you run off, anyway?"
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"Takes talent for a guy to whip out as many puns as you do, bro. Tell me your secrets."
"Guess this means you're my protectorate or whatever, since I had to haul your ass out of the fire twice."
"Gotta say, a guy like you knows how to live life. Better not to care about things, y'know?"
"You don't have to worry about me, by the way. Everything's totally fine."
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