stay thirsty, my friends

[avephoenix]

rate dat ass / would you tap that



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Maketh Tua

[mismanagement]

You get no ass shots.You get Imperial swagger. And fanart

i'm so sorry

[avephoenix]

Oh officer. Solid 8, it'dd be higher if I could see your bottom. Please feel free to arrest me.

[mismanagement]

[Oh. Oh.]

Ahem. No handcuffs on the first date.

[Well, maybe.]

[avephoenix]

What can I expect on the first date?

[mismanagement]

That would depend entirely on the circumstance.

I do aim to please.

[avephoenix]

So do I. You could say part of me lives to serve.

[WHAT. The legends say phoenixes save the world. Save the world, help the world, serve the world.

Look who are you to judge Faith, you lali ho.]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh laughs happily.]

Oh, do you now? I could work with that.

[avephoenix]

Y'can't just say that and not deliver, now, can you!

[Someone's thirsty.]

[mismanagement]

That would certainly be rude of me, wouldn't it?

[And it's been a while since Maketh has had some harmless fun.]

Be good and fetch me a drink, and I'll let you call me mistress.

[Yep. She went there.]

[avephoenix]

[Aaay.]

Don't mind if I do!

[She... does......]

[therewillbeorder]

Are the flowers part of your standard issue Imperial uniform?

[mismanagement]

I will strangle you in your sleep.

[therewillbeorder]

You pull it off so well, though.

[mismanagement]

[You are a dead man, Hux.]

I pull most things off extremely well. Which is more than I can say for some.

Tell me, General, when was the last time you had company you didn't pay for?

[therewillbeorder]

[Bring it.]

Are you trying to insult me? Unlike some, I am dedicated to my duty and have no need of such things.

[Personal time off what is that.]

[mismanagement]

Ah. That would be never, then.

[therewillbeorder]

There are more important things for me to focus on so I see no reason to be ashamed of that.

[Like destroying a star system which was so much better than just an evening of fleeting pleasure.]

[mismanagement]

By all means, keep telling yourself that.

[therewillbeorder]

Why would I need to? I don't regret it for a moment since I l was able to literally shape the galaxy forever.

[mismanagement]

Ah. And how is that going for you right now?

[therewillbeorder]

Before I came here? Wonderfully.

It's amazing how far weapons technology has come from your time until mine.

[dedikated]

Cute.

[mismanagement]

I'll take it.

[wormintheglass]

9/10. Glorious.

[mismanagement]

Coming from you, that is high praise indeed.